it was obvious that Rylan was the chosen one and lo and behold... up he pops on BOTS as the presenter, but what on earth do CH5 have planned for Helen? She doesn't strike me as the presenter type, so what do they have in store for her?
So what do CH5 plan to do with Helen once BB is over...
Helen taking over Emmas role...or some other persons role within Channel 5!I 
May give CBB a miss then.......!!!!
May give CBB a miss then.......!!!!
Hopefully nothing. Maybe they are thinking of doing a hookers' reality show? Now that the sex trade is respectable and all...
I imagine all Helen wants is to be a regular in Heat/Close/This and That magazines. Making a non existent drama over her mediocre life and getting paid for it. She's with the 'new' Max Clifford agency who specialise in this kind of drivel.
TBH she's not really equipped to do much more.
TBH she's not really equipped to do much more.
Have a BB series with just her and a bunch of mannequins.
What do we mean they've already done that?
What do we mean they've already done that?
Originally Posted by Enidan:
“I imagine all Helen wants is to be a regular in Heat/Close/This and That magazines. Making a non existent drama over her mediocre life and getting paid for it. She's with 'new' Max Clifford agencyvwho specialise in this kind of drivel.
TBH she's not really equipped to do much more.”
“I imagine all Helen wants is to be a regular in Heat/Close/This and That magazines. Making a non existent drama over her mediocre life and getting paid for it. She's with 'new' Max Clifford agencyvwho specialise in this kind of drivel.
TBH she's not really equipped to do much more.”
Just about nailed it
Originally Posted by Enidan:
“I imagine all Helen wants is to be a regular in Heat/Close/This and That magazines. Making a non existent drama over her mediocre life and getting paid for it. She's with the 'new' Max Clifford agency who specialise in this kind of drivel.
TBH she's not really equipped to do much more.”
“I imagine all Helen wants is to be a regular in Heat/Close/This and That magazines. Making a non existent drama over her mediocre life and getting paid for it. She's with the 'new' Max Clifford agency who specialise in this kind of drivel.
TBH she's not really equipped to do much more.”
Move over Kerry Katona eh...
Maybe they are doing a remake of 'The Bitch' from the late 70s or 'The Best Little Whore House in *Texas' ... *changed to Bolton (early 80s) 
