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Old 23-07-2014, 23:40
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As wicked as this thread is ,Im peeing myself with laughter at some of the comments
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Old 23-07-2014, 23:40
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Did you mean Delete-able?
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Old 23-07-2014, 23:50
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I don't know how she does it, but my trousers are stirring.
Front or back?
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Old 23-07-2014, 23:50
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I like Lauren. Good luck to her.
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Old 23-07-2014, 23:54
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What is going on with her eyes? They seem to be constantly rolling up as if she is trying to see a fly on her own forehead.
oh nooo I just had a Tena moment sooo funny
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Old 23-07-2014, 23:58
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I think Lauren is a little envious of Kimberly having had sex in the house. Lauren wishes she could have had sex in the house too.
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Old 24-07-2014, 00:00
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I was mostly impressed by the Adams apple bra, kept it right together.
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Old 24-07-2014, 00:01
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If ONLY Lauren had time to reply to Kims "whaddya mean ladylike?"
Lauren should have replied
"ladylike is NOT having sex in the same room as others" But Lauren was rushed and time ran out
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Old 24-07-2014, 00:07
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Better than Nicky from Corrie's hair! Carefully swept, Donald Trump style, into a weird bird's nest.
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Old 24-07-2014, 01:23
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I was a bit horrified by the news that Lauren's 'done topless.' Who'd want to see those? They must have been like shots of a mummy with its bandages removed.
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Old 24-07-2014, 01:29
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Why is this crazy bitch always allowed back on TV? She is utterly deranged and shouldn't be given any of the attention that she wants, insipid fame-whore that she is.
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Old 24-07-2014, 01:29
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You know the fabric loops that are sewn inside garments, the ones you use to keep say a posh dress from slipping off the hanger. Well Lauren looked like she had put her arms through them like they were straps. She had an awful lot of red lines on both arms by her shoulders where they had dug in. She's so skinny that natural straps wouldn't have done that
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Old 24-07-2014, 01:30
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oh nooo I just had a Tena moment sooo funny
Oooops sorry. Keep doing those pelvic floor exercises.

Actually though, I wasn't trying to be catty, it was a genuine question. Her eyes did seem to be rolling upwards, a bit like someone slipping out of consciousness.
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Old 24-07-2014, 01:45
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If ONLY Lauren had time to reply to Kims "whaddya mean ladylike?"
Lauren should have replied
"ladylike is NOT having sex in the same room as others" But Lauren was rushed and time ran out
I always thought not having sex in the same room as others, was called wanking. Oh well, each to their own. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the bogs for a quick ladylike.
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Old 24-07-2014, 01:51
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I like Lauren.
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Old 24-07-2014, 09:54
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If ONLY Lauren had time to reply to Kims "whaddya mean ladylike?"
Lauren should have replied
"ladylike is NOT having sex in the same room as others" But Lauren was rushed and time ran out
You have a selective memory. Lauren did reply, she said 'Ladylike means not showing off all your bits in the bedroom', to which Kimberly replied, 'I didn't show off all my bits'.

And this was after Lauren had previously told Danielle, 'I've been nude in magazines, I've been topless, I've done it all'. Hypocrite.

Lauren also claimed that 'Mario and I could have had sex in the house, but we didn't'. Really?
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Old 24-07-2014, 10:19
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I feel quite sad for Lauren. She's always been 'unusual' even as a little boy. If she had been my child I don't think I'd have exposed her to the media . I feel she's been made into a kind of media monster to be laughed at and scorned and looked down upon. IMO she's been used and abused. and that's something we all should be ashamed of.
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