As wicked as this thread is ,Im peeing myself with laughter at some of the comments

Did you mean Delete-able?

Front or back?

I like Lauren. Good luck to her.

oh nooo I just had a Tena moment sooo funny

I think Lauren is a little envious of Kimberly having had sex in the house. Lauren wishes she could have had sex in the house too.

I was mostly impressed by the Adams apple bra, kept it right together.

If ONLY Lauren had time to reply to Kims "whaddya mean ladylike?"
Lauren should have replied
"ladylike is NOT having sex in the same room as others" But Lauren was rushed and time ran out

Better than Nicky from Corrie's hair! Carefully swept, Donald Trump style, into a weird bird's nest.

I was a bit horrified by the news that Lauren's 'done topless.' Who'd want to see those? They must have been like shots of a mummy with its bandages removed.

Why is this crazy bitch always allowed back on TV? She is utterly deranged and shouldn't be given any of the attention that she wants, insipid fame-whore that she is.

You know the fabric loops that are sewn inside garments, the ones you use to keep say a posh dress from slipping off the hanger. Well Lauren looked like she had put her arms through them like they were straps. She had an awful lot of red lines on both arms by her shoulders where they had dug in. She's so skinny that natural straps wouldn't have done that

Oooops sorry. Keep doing those pelvic floor exercises.

Actually though, I wasn't trying to be catty, it was a genuine question. Her eyes did seem to be rolling upwards, a bit like someone slipping out of consciousness.

I always thought not having sex in the same room as others, was called wanking. Oh well, each to their own. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the bogs for a quick ladylike.

I like Lauren.

You have a selective memory. Lauren did reply, she said 'Ladylike means not showing off all your bits in the bedroom', to which Kimberly replied, 'I didn't show off all my bits'.

And this was after Lauren had previously told Danielle, 'I've been nude in magazines, I've been topless, I've done it all'. Hypocrite.

Lauren also claimed that 'Mario and I could have had sex in the house, but we didn't'. Really?

I feel quite sad for Lauren. She's always been 'unusual' even as a little boy. If she had been my child I don't think I'd have exposed her to the media . I feel she's been made into a kind of media monster to be laughed at and scorned and looked down upon. IMO she's been used and abused. and that's something we all should be ashamed of.