No don't stop! It fits so well! Someone needs to put one of his belongings in some jelly. He's a c*ck he's a c*ck he's a c*ck!

Brilliant!
The next morning after a night of passion with Kim followed by a painful silence;
'Some condoms come in different flavours don't they?'

At least none of them will make much money out of this and will be forgotten very soon. The good old days of BB are long gone.

this is what bothers me about Helen's group.
Ash & Steven in particular think they should never be up & the others should all the time.
Helen even said put Winston up & not her beloved ash.
Is ash a messiah & no one has told me

Haha!!
No wonder Steven was so annoyed about Sacha, he doesn't do sloppy seconds!

Haha Blondie!

I've just tried that with my daughter during an argument -it didn't go the way I'd hoped it would

I know what you mean. I thought the purpose of asking them was to simply find out why he was nominated.
It was explained to him quite clearly that it was a process of elimination and why he was chosen over others.
Then he barks at them "But I don't agree with you!"

The only way you can respond to that is to shrug your shoulders and say "Whatever Steven, you asked for our reasoning and we're simply giving it to you. It's neither here nor there whether you agree or not as it was our decision".

You're showing your age there onfence! ...though I am too because I know it


Agree,it's aload of bull I'm so surprised at the amount of tweeters that tweet Stevens mummy saying how lovely they are together and she will make a wonderful daughter in law -I mean really???!!


I honestly don't get it,she must see something we don't see that's for sure!
But like I've said above I don't believe it myself ,I think it will die a death ...just like Lee a Ryan and that Jasmine -that didn't last long at all!

Yes. And Chris is Judas because, as Helen said, Ash is the only guy in the house who has spoken to Chris. Beam me up, Scotty.

Yes, and this was only the first time that Ashleigh has nominated him.

Technically Steven has actually nominated Chris three times, it's only officially twice because Steven's nominations were taken away in week 3 by Toya and Matthew. But he did nominate Chris that week which would have made it three times if they were counted.

Exactly. Steven is very good at making people feel good - a classic salesman.

Steven's song:

You're so vain, you probably think this show is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this show is about you!
Don't you? Don't You?

Perhaps.

Although it could also show the variety in music i listen to, i just randomly listened to that song for no reason just kind of stumbled upon it... i'm not even a fan of that band or that song. Straightaway i thought about Steven upon listening to it though.

Slightly off topic......but my wife has just sussed out the reason for the scar on Steven's head..................it's where he's had the dick removed.

Yes, but point of order: that is perhaps the most ironic lyric ever. There's actually an extra Don't you? on the end, which make it NINE times the word "you" appears in the chorus alone. So who the hell IS the song about?

The one I thought of was

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can!

Err...you?

Excellent.

Exactly. She's calling him vain, saying he's so vain he probably thinks the song is about him, but it is about him! A whole song all about him! My other most famous ironic lyric is in My Way: "Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention..." Well you've only gone and mentioned them haven't you, in the world's most famous song after Happy Birthday To You.

Anyway.

Ash definitely showed signs last night of finding Stephen's self obsession irritating - Stephen was waffling on about not being 'ready to go' and Ash pointed out that everyone feels like that. And clearly had had enough of the 'that task is was all about me' topic.

Being shut in a house 24/7 with Stephen wittering on about himself would send most people over the edge..

<snorts & sprays coffee over the screen>


Well apparently it was Warren Beatty, but I dare say it was always Steven.


Brilliant

Me myself I by Joan Armitrading.

I sit here by myself
And you know I love it
You know I don't want someone
To come pay a visit

I wanna be by myself
I came in this world alone
Me myself I

I want to go to China
And to see Japan
I'd like to sail the oceans
Before the seas run dry

I wanna go by myself
I've just room enough for one
Me myself I

I wanna be a big shot
And have ninety cars
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I wanna have a boyfriend
And a girl for laughs

But only on Saturdays
Six days to be alone
With just me myself I
Me myself and I
Just me myself I

Don't want to be the bad guy
Don't want to make a soul cry
It's not that I love myself
I just don't want company
Except me myself I
Me myself and I
Just me myself I

I sit here by myself
And you know I love it
You know I don't want someone
To come pay a visit

I wanna be by myself
I came in this world alone
Me myself I
Me myself I
Me myself and I
Just me myself I

Great stuff!!

He really is an insufferably arrogant prick.

I always thought it was about Mick Jagger but apparently the writer has never actually said who it's about but maybe, like Mark, she is psychic and had a premonition of Steven

This is one of the main reasons I cant stand Steven, its all me me me with him. Total arrogant, self absorbed idiot.

Oh that's just perfect for Stephen the centre of our universe. I'm also quite keen on a copy for my OH who has similar qualities