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Old 24-07-2014, 20:38
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A check has been run and it would appear that unless Stephen has had an absolutely STORMING year (as his next accounts are not due yet) he is not quite as well off as he claims

http://www.companiesintheuk.co.uk/lt...ng-specialists
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Old 24-07-2014, 20:40
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A check has been run and it would appear that unless Stephen has had an absolutely STORMING year (as his next accounts are not due yet) he is not quite as well off as he claims

http://www.companiesintheuk.co.uk/lt...ng-specialists
I think the numbers have already been run. But--yeah--Kimberley's in for a rude awakening.
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Old 24-07-2014, 20:42
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Does this mean if he wins we might not get those fireworks after all?

But he pwomised!
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Old 24-07-2014, 20:42
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Maybe he hopes to "crack America" with the Green Card
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Old 24-07-2014, 20:51
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In fairness the numbers represent the balance sheet and not post dividend profits. Without full accounts the real picture can't be established. To publish these abbreviated accounts the company must meet 2 out of the following 3 requirements in the year -
Annual turnover must be £6.5 million or less
The balance sheet total must be £3.26 million or less
The average number of employees must be 50 or fewer.

Make of that what you will
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:27
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I'm self employed and if my books looked that bad and I had a lavish lifestyle like he says he does the tax and vat inspectors would all over my books, in any business you need a certain amount cash in your accounts to keep it going or have huge overdrafts and loans to keep it going.
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:30
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In fairness the numbers represent the balance sheet and not post dividend profits. Without full accounts the real picture can't be established. To publish these abbreviated accounts the company must meet 2 out of the following 3 requirements in the year -
Annual turnover must be £6.5 million or less
The balance sheet total must be £3.26 million or less
The average number of employees must be 50 or fewer.

Make of that what you will
I'm no expert in the profitability of window blinds but I can't imagine he's taking millions out of a company which had just £11k worth of stock in its latest accounts
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:32
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Do even the most famous window blinders turn over millions in profit a year?
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:33
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Laughing here - he is a total asshole
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:42
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I'm no expert in the profitability of window blinds but I can't imagine he's taking millions out of a company which had just £11k worth of stock in its latest accounts
I have no clue about this type of business. They may custom order or carry stock on consignment. I too doubt that it looks like a major business but the numbers available simply don't give a full enough picture. We need Stevo to publish his tax returns
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:48
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Didn't I read somewhere that he has property that he rents out? That's not going to be covered by the accounts of the window blinds company, is it?
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:51
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I'm no expert in the profitability of window blinds but I can't imagine he's taking millions out of a company which had just £11k worth of stock in its latest accounts
Perhaps that's the reason for the Fauxmance—it's a marketing tool.

"Love is Blind", after all
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:52
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I think the numbers have already been run. But--yeah--Kimberley's in for a rude awakening.

.......and this guy has been asking for a pre-nup........protecting his fortune maybe......
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:53
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Perhaps that's the reason for the Fauxmance—it's a marketing tool.

"Love is Blind", after all
Plus every blind you can, OPEN IT
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:57
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Plus every blind you can, OPEN IT
Steven's new company slogan--OPEN IT
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Old 24-07-2014, 21:59
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.......and this guy has been asking for a pre-nup........protecting his fortune maybe......
Protecting his business for the family ya know

Just like Don Corleone.
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Old 24-07-2014, 22:11
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Didn't I read somewhere that he has property that he rents out? That's not going to be covered by the accounts of the window blinds company, is it?
But he did say that he wanted a prenup to protect the business which implies that's worth something. It doesn't really all stack up.
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Old 24-07-2014, 22:24
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But he did say that he wanted a prenup to protect the business which implies that's worth something. It doesn't really all stack up.
Remember--this is Steven we're talking.
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Old 24-07-2014, 22:28
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Inland Revenue should investigate him I think.
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Old 24-07-2014, 22:29
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Does this mean if he wins we might not get those fireworks after all?

But he pwomised!


He should apply for Who wants to be a millionaire just think of the firework display he could give if he won that.

Plus he'd be a dab hand at the fastest finger round.
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Old 24-07-2014, 22:32
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Remember--this is Steven we're talking.
Oh I absolutely agree. I really wasn't looking to support his bullcr@p. I was just commenting on the dry facts as it were.
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Old 24-07-2014, 22:47
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What was Kim's response to this? I assume someone's tweeted her by now...?

If not, why not dammit?
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