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Steven - "If I die tomorrow, I've had a decent innings" [Video] |
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Steven - "If I die tomorrow, I've had a decent innings" [Video]
Steven and co come to the realisation that they've been in the House for 50 days. Here's what they have to say about their experience so far…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG_dzmlahao So unlike Steven to go over the bloody top. |
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He is comedy gold - inadvertently.
Tragically, he would like that. |
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Yes, thank goodness he's not over-dramatising the situation...
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What a tosser
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Sorry but I think he is hilarious, deluded, cringey, but hilarious. He has been a great housemate.
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I love it
![]() he's David Brent MK 2. One of my favourite housemates ever, find him fascinating, funny how his brain operates. |
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant"
Hail Emperor........those who are about to die.......salute you......
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My Bucket List for Big Brother by Steven Goode
1. Be more significant than other HMs (that's an easy one). 2. Find someone to shag (and get it done quickly for the cameras). 3. Be the noisiest/messiest eater on BB - ever (possible world record here). 4. Identify tasks that are all about me (I'm sure they all will be once they understand my significance) 5. Talk a lot (but don't bother listening much - probably not a of significance in other HMs chatter) 6. Keep my nostrils scrupulously clean by constantly scouring them with my fingers 7. Don't let anyone cut my hair (I don't want to look like a prat) |
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My Bucket List for Big Brother by Steven Goode
1. Be more significant than other HMs (that's an easy one). 2. Find someone to shag (and get it done quickly for the cameras). 3. Be the noisiest/messiest eater on BB - ever (possible world record here). 4. Identify tasks that are all about me (I'm sure they all will be once they understand my significance) 5. Talk a lot (but don't bother listening much - probably not a of significance in other HMs chatter) 6. Keep my nostrils scrupulously clean by constantly scouring them with my fingers 7. Don't let anyone cut my hair (I don't want to look like a prat) |
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Tonights highlights shows what he says in this latest video is all lies.
He's never bitched about anyone
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I love it
![]() he's David Brent MK 2. One of my favourite housemates ever, find him fascinating, funny how his brain operates. ![]() I did want him to stay but after tonight I'm not so sure as he's losing the plot and it's not nice to watch someone suffer to that degree. |
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I'm gonna miss steve a bit
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If Steven did die tomorrow, he'd resurrect on Sunday, true to form.
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He could get a job just inventing cliches. He's been on a journey but he'll be as sick as parrot if he goes
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Idiotic clown He is a joke him and Kim deserve each other
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If Steven died, he would be the loudest most obnoxious ghost ever in the history of otherworldlyness.
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I love Steven.
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Steven doesn't bitch? Okay then.
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Hilarious thread
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My Bucket List for Big Brother by Steven Goode
1. Be more significant than other HMs (that's an easy one). 2. Find someone to shag (and get it done quickly for the cameras). 3. Be the noisiest/messiest eater on BB - ever (possible world record here). 4. Identify tasks that are all about me (I'm sure they all will be once they understand my significance) 5. Talk a lot (but don't bother listening much - probably not a of significance in other HMs chatter) 6. Keep my nostrils scrupulously clean by constantly scouring them with my fingers 7. Don't let anyone cut my hair (I don't want to look like a prat)
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What a bell-end. But an inadvertently hilarious bell-end.
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If Steven died, he would be the loudest most obnoxious ghost ever in the history of otherworldlyness.
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Steven's had a decent innings
All of about 2 seconds is not a decent innings in my book
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All of about 2 seconds is not a decent innings in my book