Steven and co come to the realisation that they've been in the House for 50 days. Here's what they have to say about their experience so far…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG_dzmlahao

So unlike Steven to go over the bloody top.

He is comedy gold - inadvertently.

Tragically, he would like that.

Yes, thank goodness he's not over-dramatising the situation...

What a tosser

Sorry but I think he is hilarious, deluded, cringey, but hilarious. He has been a great housemate.

I love it

he's David Brent MK 2.

One of my favourite housemates ever, find him fascinating, funny how his brain operates.

Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant"


Hail Emperor........those who are about to die.......salute you......

My Bucket List for Big Brother by Steven Goode

1. Be more significant than other HMs (that's an easy one).
2. Find someone to shag (and get it done quickly for the cameras).
3. Be the noisiest/messiest eater on BB - ever (possible world record here).
4. Identify tasks that are all about me (I'm sure they all will be once they understand my significance)
5. Talk a lot (but don't bother listening much - probably not a of significance in other HMs chatter)
6. Keep my nostrils scrupulously clean by constantly scouring them with my fingers
7. Don't let anyone cut my hair (I don't want to look like a prat)

8. Wear the naffest shades ever.

Tonights highlights shows what he says in this latest video is all lies.

He's never bitched about anyone

When he was ranting on the hl show just now my brain superimposed Ricky Gervais/David Brent's face on Steven's

I did want him to stay but after tonight I'm not so sure as he's losing the plot and it's not nice to watch someone suffer to that degree.

I'm gonna miss steve a bit

If Steven did die tomorrow, he'd resurrect on Sunday, true to form.

He could get a job just inventing cliches. He's been on a journey but he'll be as sick as parrot if he goes

Idiotic clown He is a joke him and Kim deserve each other

If Steven died, he would be the loudest most obnoxious ghost ever in the history of otherworldlyness.

I love Steven.

Steven doesn't bitch? Okay then.

Hilarious thread

This is worth reposting

What a bell-end. But an inadvertently hilarious bell-end.

Steven's had a decent innings All of about 2 seconds is not a decent innings in my book