Interviewer:
"So Sacha, how do you feel about losing Kimberly to a moron like Steven?"
Sacha:
"To be honest, I was sad at first, but after watching her on TV it made me realise what a boring, lifeless, cold hearted, emotionless woman she really is, so he's more than welcome to her."
Interviewer:
"Were you surprised she had sex in the house?"
Sacha:
"Well I was shocked that he lasted 2 seconds, she just laid there like a sack of potatoes, I would never have been able to rise to the occasion at all"
Interviewer:
"Thanks Sacha"
Sacha:
"No worries"
