Mr and Mrs Goode would like to invite your company at St Pauls Cathedral next year, the Queen of England has already given her blessing to this monumentus event for us all to share with her, who goes YOU Decide!
Another Royal wedding for us to watch.
Originally Posted by Sunnydays:
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pretty please.......can we have some fireworks......”
“
pretty please.......can we have some fireworks......”
Yes one hundred thousand poundsworth for you, is that enough!
I demand a public holiday or I shall chain myself to the railings of Buckingham Palace (which obviously Steven and Kimbot will be moving in to after their nuptials)
Edit : I hear Pauline's house has become vacant for the Queen and her servants to move in to
Edit : I hear Pauline's house has become vacant for the Queen and her servants to move in to
Originally Posted by Sunnydays:
“ pretty please.......can we have some fireworks......”
“
pretty please.......can we have some fireworks......”
Yeh, at least £100K worth!! Also a Katie Price pumpkin coach and Kimbot's dress made by Thelma 'Big Fat Gypsy'?? Ace.
May I suggest Winston as Best Man, Kerry Katona as Maid of Honour - and the female cast of Geordie Shore as bridesmaids. If Kim's father cannot attend, I'm sure Peter Andre would be happy to give the bride away.
I forgot to mention the reception will be held in Steven box room at his mothers house. Cheap Cider and ham toasties for all.
Originally Posted by white tigress:
“Yeh, at least £100K worth!! Also a Katie Price pumpkin coach and Kimbot's dress made by Thelma 'Big Fat Gypsy'?? Ace. ”
“Yeh, at least £100K worth!! Also a Katie Price pumpkin coach and Kimbot's dress made by Thelma 'Big Fat Gypsy'?? Ace.
”
Excellent!
Imagine the PC that is given birth too,,, we will see it upgraded every year, and when the PC is seen in Australia they will want the AZZA 2000 tower he wore.
Originally Posted by Badabing1966:
“I forgot to mention the reception will be held in Steven box room at his mothers house. Cheap Cider and ham toasties for all.”
“I forgot to mention the reception will be held in Steven box room at his mothers house. Cheap Cider and ham toasties for all.
”
I can just picture Steven at the Altar, picking his nose and eating flappy ham toasties throughout the ceremony. At the Vows he'll be badgering Kimbot, "Do you know how much I love you? Do you? Do you?" and her reply will be "This does not compute. Please check your bank account and re-try later." For the first Dance, he can switch her onto 'Room-ba' mode as he drips food down himself, and she'll be whirring about, sucking up his crumb scatter, while harmlessly bumping into obstacles. Then he'll smoke 100 cigs [in a row? or all in his gob at same time? we don't know] and Kim can be plugged in to re-charge for the Honeymoon ahead.
Originally Posted by white tigress:
“I can just picture Steven at the Altar, picking his nose and eating flappy ham toasties throughout the ceremony. At the Vows he'll be badgering Kimbot, "Do you know how much I love you? Do you? Do you?" and her reply will be "This does not compute. Please check your bank account and re-try later." For the first Dance, he can switch her onto 'Room-ba' mood whilst he drips food down himself, and she'll be whirring about, sucking up his crumb scatter, and while harmlessly bumping into obstacles. Then he'll smoke 100 cigs [in a row? or all in his gob at same time? we don't know] and Kim can be plugged in to re-charge for the Honeymoon ahead.”
“I can just picture Steven at the Altar, picking his nose and eating flappy ham toasties throughout the ceremony. At the Vows he'll be badgering Kimbot, "Do you know how much I love you? Do you? Do you?" and her reply will be "This does not compute. Please check your bank account and re-try later." For the first Dance, he can switch her onto 'Room-ba' mood whilst he drips food down himself, and she'll be whirring about, sucking up his crumb scatter, and while harmlessly bumping into obstacles. Then he'll smoke 100 cigs [in a row? or all in his gob at same time? we don't know] and Kim can be plugged in to re-charge for the Honeymoon ahead.”
