if Steven was a...

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R_leak

25-07-2014

Time for a bit of light hearted fun at Stevens expense...

So complete the sentence.

If Steven was a...

R_leak

25-07-2014

Sprinted he would hold the world record for finishing in under two seconds

LightMeUp

25-07-2014

Nicer person I'd still find him repulsive.

Blondie X

25-07-2014

Ham sandwich he'd eat himself

Badabing1966

25-07-2014

Bit more aware of how he comes across he wouldn't be such a dufus!

purplesky

25-07-2014

...person with small nostrils he wouldn't habitually seek to scour them clean.

delazarous

25-07-2014

mature adult, he wouldn't live with mummy.

MsBehaviour

25-07-2014

If Steven was an aardvark, he'd have a lot of trouble getting his paws up his proboscis.

purplesky

25-07-2014

...bird he would be a Peacock

earlofbedlam

25-07-2014

a plank (which he is) , he would be a warped one (which he is)

Alpha32

25-07-2014

deluded person who thinks the world revolves around him.

Edit: Misread it as saying "Steven is a...." lol

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normal person, he would still be a deluded control freak.

purplesky

25-07-2014

...Bridegroom he would also be the bride.

Pitman

25-07-2014

millionaire, he'd have more sense than to talk bollocks about wasting £100k on fireworks.

I'm-a-pain

25-07-2014

..........possessive controlling tw.at, he'd say he wasn't a possessive controlling tw.at.

xx

What a shambles

25-07-2014

Originally Posted by MsBehaviour:
“If Steven was an aardvark, he'd have a lot of trouble getting his paws up his proboscis.”

Going to be hard to beat that

I'm-a-pain

25-07-2014

Follower of the gee-gees, he'd always be able to pick a winner!

xx

pope_tart

25-07-2014

... managed to light a sparkler, he'd tell everyone he was a rocket scientist

R_leak

25-07-2014

Originally Posted by pope_tart:
“... managed to light a sparkler, he'd tell everyone he was a rocket scientist”

Lol 😁

Blondie X

25-07-2014

A tin, he'd be able to open himself

Sandie_Browne

25-07-2014

Was the door of the BB house he would 'open it' and bring Kim back in

Egg The Goth

25-07-2014

If Steven was

a suppository, Actually there is no IF about it..

Theredendi

25-07-2014

If Steven was an adjective, he'd be contentious.

zerosky

25-07-2014

...was a blood donor, no one would be able accept it because it so rare, so special
and vastly more significant than anyone else's.

JayDee279

25-07-2014

If Steven was a footballer he'd be Robbie Savage.

Trumbles

25-07-2014

I'm lazy.
Just replace the word 'Carlsberg' with 'Steven' in all their adverts...

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