Be all over Christopher.

Apologise to Subo, not knowing her Tesco Worker comment has riled and ruffled feathers.

Be horrible, vile and disgusting towards Pav. Who imo doesn't deserve it.

Comfort Helen.

Act for the cameras like he's in his first year of the first film of Harry Potter.

More diary room rants a la whichever ex housemate he channels.

Have more alleged drunken fumbles culminating in slight regret in the morning with diary room confessions about how he really loves him but wants it private and it's so hard to be private in the house.

a) be friends with everyone

b) spend a lot of time in the diary room crying to Big Brother in the hope some of the footage will be broadcast

c) Fall over spectacularly and pretend to hurt himself getting sympathy from the housemates and hopefully the viewers . And hopefully the "fall" will get repeated on TV

He is a detestable little man. Please get him out of the house SOON

his apology to Zoe will be utmost in his thinking, he will have been tossing and turning all night about that one, how to play it for maximum emotional affect on the public

Christopher I don't think he will be able to disguise his irritation for for any longer, this will be a case of even Mark not being fame hungry enough to pretend he likes him anymore.

All of the above ...and a few more of his Christopher monologues...

"Chris-ta-pha, I'm gonna tell yooze nau why I'm an amazin friend to yooze and hau I pride meself that I look out for life's loozers... so don't interupt or move yau hed while I'm speakin so the mics can pick up every word and the cameras get me best angle!"

More opportunities to position his face directly under a tub of gunk which he then leaves covering his head while the cameras resolutely ignore him I hope:yawn:

He'll target Zoe for sure and suck up to her after hearing all the cheers for her. I imagine there will be loads of interaction, hair and make up wise.

I wish we could get the chance to get him out in the next week !

I predict that the length of his vowels will increase dramatically

^^^This is pretty spot on

I don't think that's physically possible, he couldn't draaaaaaaaaaag ooooouttttttttttt hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech paaaaaternnnnnnnnnnnnnn annnnnnnnyyyyyyy lonnnnngehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thaaaaaaaaan iiiiiiiiiiit alllllreddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie is.

Could he?

And the bit where he says his tan is streaked on his face,

His face when he heard the get mark out chants,i almost felt sorry for him for a minute,then i pulled myself together...

I bet he will think the chants were relating to his distrust of Zoe as opposed to his treatment of Christopher

he doen't really give Christopher any real credit and seems irritated by him, Jealousy I think. He is stealing his thunder with the GP

Suddenly realising that he loves the BONES of Zoe.

'Hilarious' diary room grooming products-related meltdown.

Big comedy pratfall.

Pretending not to understand stuff - so-called comedy monologue getting words wrong.

Another Christopher snog.

Silly antics i.e pretending to be a horse for no discernible reason.

I hope Christopher tells him to wait till they are outside the house.