here we can list all the fantastic stories she tells of her astounding life, as she hasn't said any yet, let's start with some facts

1. She began attending stage school when she was just three years old, she was born to be a star and her mum knew it

she once auditioned for S Club 7, she was unsuccessful but bigger things were ahead for the bubbly lass

She played with the Beatles in Hamburg

I always thought she was a way better drummer than Ringo

Sorry to disappoint - I made a mistake above - it was with Beagles in Asda Croydon

she's had tragedy and heartbreak in her life

Zoe dislocated her hip doing a tricky dance move when she 13 and was confined to a wheelchair for a while

She was in pantomine with BB winner Anthony Hutton. You don't get more successful that that!

I knew you'd gone wrong somewhere. I thought you meant she'd found beetles in her hamburger.

exactly ,correct me if I am wrong darling but I somehow doubt that Sarah Brightman has that on her CV

She has been in high profile relationships with A list clebs Anthony Hutton and Mark off of CBBC.

In fact, Craig Coates has a voodoo doll of her which he regularly stick pins into. Every time you see her screw up her face and let out a high pitched yelp, Craig has stuck another one in

Allegedly wet herself in a beauty pageant aged seven, went on to win Princess Pissy Pants at the age of eight.

That year she opened Tesco Head office In Durham.

Allegedly.

Double allegedly no crosses.

You are evil but that made me giggle!

yeah, enough about Hutton, this is supposed to be a thread to big her up

she was in Priscilla with Jason Donovan at the Palace Theatre, blimey I bet they had some great nights out in Soho after the shows, they are such divas they probs didn't even change out of their costumes

Allegedly auditioned for Blue Peter, whilst eating jelly bouncing on a trampoline (One of many interview techniques used I'll have you know) her left breast popped out revealing the Latin words "Cuivis prodest".

Allegedly.

that must be true because she told that in the house to Ash, though to be fair to Ash he well kept on a par with it as he related his interesting fact that he once drank in the same pub as Paul Gallagher me

Zoe is the lovechild of Simon Cowell and Sinitta

A bit too titular for DS

I heard she was standing next to Kylie Minogue and someone asked the security guy "Who's that?". Oh that's Zoe he replied. To which the first guy said "I know that's Zoe, I mean the girl standing next to her"

Anyone can seem highbrow with Google and translate.

I bet Zoe hates Kylie, with her weak voice she should be working in Tesco's, life is not fair, Zoe should be the pop princess

Zoe allegedly then sacked all security who then started working at Tesco, Kylie was traumatised with the experience became a world wide success whilst she watches Zoe parade round the big brother stage flaunting her dying wares.

It's a little known fact but Zoe is actually the one who plays keyboards in Daft Punk.

Unlike a Tesco worker Zoe has never had a bowel movement in her life, so she is still full of it.

Her bowel is too irritated with her.