It will all come together Janis - Zoe and Steven and Kim all together in pantomine in Liverpool's national theatre

Can anyone get me tickets or sold-out??????

And if she were to you can bet it would smell of roses.

at the tender age of 18 months, her mother first took her out on what was to be her first and last charity appearance, helping out at a Gateshead soup kitchen. unfortunately for Zoe she crawled too close to one of the counters just as an unwashed scumbag member of the underclass, who was also working there, accidentally dropped a tin of Tesco value beans, This aberrant can hit little Zoe straight in the gob, breaking her Versace dummy.

Zoe was comatose for weeks after the incident, but says it did not have any long lasting impact on her life. however, many of her celebrity ex lovers have reported that she suffers from recurrent nightmares where she screams "No, no, no don't take me to the tills"

Allegedly liked the fact her jaw could from then on detach like a snakes.

Zoe couldn't play with her toenail varnish successfully so I call you out on that lie!

Should have said stands in front of an unplugged keyboard whilst someone with talent plays.

This was a clerical error.

Allegedly.

She used to have to wear a fat suit for weeks on end and go through 7 hours of make up to play hard hitting investigative journalist Roger Cook, she left the role to take over as David Dickinsons Ronseal applier.

I was very disappointed by what she said. But can you imagine if they edited it to look worse. For example if she had said "I would never want people to think im the kind of person who is...." and then cut the conversation into a juicier tit bit. I know that's unlikely but I just don't trust this show at all anymore lol they'd edit mother Theresa into a self serving, manipulative biatch!

Just get made to look and sound like Pete Waterman's awful Sonia is penance enough - poor girl

Wonderful thread.. keep 'em coming, guys!

When she played golf for the first time she got 13 holes in one on the same round

She once did a raunchy dance routine with Will Young. Yes, her high quality pheromones can elicit a heterosexual reaction out of ANY man.

Aged 8 Zoe starred in the Gateshead Young Thesbians version of 'Annie', for which she received rave reviews for her rendition of ' Va Soon'all com aut t'marra'.

In her late teens, Zoe sang and danced on tour with Rod Hull and Emu.

There are plans for Zoe to star in an all female, musical version of 'Auf Wiedersehen, Pet' - where a girl band from the North East go off to work in Germany and end up working part-time in a Hamburg Tesco. It will also feature female stars of Geordie Shore.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Zoe has allegedly auditioned for the part of Subo's secret daughter in a new blockbuster film.

who turned on the lights?

Marion Bynoe, the events development manager at Darlington Borough Council, said she was delighted Pop Idol star Zoe Birkett would turn on the town's Christmas lights.

Chico turned on the lights in Darlington as he's in pantomime here. It's usually Zoe Birkett from the original Pop Idol show but think most people would have preferred Steve Staunton, the town's football club manager.

M, Darlington, Co Durham

I'd like to see this, Zoe, Charlotte and Cheryl Cole living in a hut on a building site, they could also take Kim to play the strange one from Wolverhampton

I am one of zoe biggest fan she is so talnet and she a gr8 peformer is she super live i have seen her 3 time all the times she was gr8! She can pull off every song She is down to earth! She wrote to me once! That was amazing n also i have got 2 signed photo! All i can say is people like zoe are rare in talnet! Cat zoeiscoool Zoe u r fab

Catherine, Tyne and Wear

Ahahhhhhaaaa......David Dickinson's Ronseal applier.......

They should rename him.......50 shades of Brown.......

Zoe is a great singer we saw this in pop idle. It's such a shame that the single is over produced and thus hides the vocal talent of Zoe.

Gary, Billingham

did he get a lob on, she's so down to earth and can make anyone at ease, whether it's a singer, model or any other media based worker?

Dear Catherine,

I do feel for you, in your apparent illness.........I can read between the lines that you don't get out much......

......Zoe must indeed be pleased to have such a devoted fan, such as yourself, and would normally send you a rubber-stamp-signed photocopy of herself........but is far too busy appearing on the West End stage in a revival of Cats........hers being the highest voice of course......

Thank you for your continued devotion to Zoe.....

With the kindest regards.......... a minion.......


Only in jest......I don't really mind her........only that silly remark about Tesco workers......

They could take Jale along to play the Wayne/cockney widegirl character and Mark could drag up to play the scouse one

OOOOOHHH! Actually, that rings totally true--lookswise, ethnically, and self-aggrandisement and pomposity-wise despite being 'sooo humble'.

Ah, well those genes explains those trousers she wore when she first entered the house