Eat your words Ash.

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-5...ction-theories

I nearly fell asleep listening to that droning voice...Anyway,in ya face ash..

His lethargic voice reminds me of Dave from the Royle Family..

I was more interested in the biscuit than him, was it a custard cream, we need to know?

Yep. I was waiting for the Mario and Lisa scenario...*yuck*

He's never done a day's work in his life and he doesn't even sit up straight in the house. He's always lolling around half lying down. And as for the hat. Who in their right mind wears a woolly hat and a sweater in this weather? Is he under contract to a knitwear firm?

yes, and his work ethic reminds me of Denise

Is it just me, or is Hellen morphing into Ash? She's talking the same way, slow and droll, quietly and boring, she seems to have taken on his whole persona

though he refuses to wear socks so his plates of meat must be stinking the house out at all times, he is a really complex character

I have a pathological hatred for those beany hats. Worn by all the biggest tools in the BB house, Dale, John James....and now Ash. Utterly ridiculous.

Well seeing as Ash is only fit to model Knitting patterns I wouldn't be at all surprised

exactly, what sort of tool gets out of bed, says "it's the hottest day of the year, now I must stick a woollen tea cosy on my nut"?

T'was indeed of that variety......and being dunked in Helen's tea...... now that must be love.......can't stand straining biscuit crumbs through my teeth.....

Neither of them have the slightest insight - despite all of the clues from the GBP. They still fondly imagine that being "bitchy" (that non-word again - in this case used by Ash to describe Ashleigh) is a character trait which appeals to the public.

Agree, but feel it must be due to AirCon blow vents in ceiling at full blast esp in the bedroom. However, these guys wear them out in the GARDEN [where it's been 25-32C for the past week], often with no shirts on so cannot explain it. Maybe it's an Idiot's Fashion like Mark & Christopher's haircuts--bald on sides with cowpat on top. Do LOVE the notion of Ash being in all the next Knitting Pattern mags though

It's interesting that he said that because after Ashleigh was saved and the crowd reception she got, he was saying how he knew that Ashleigh would be liked after how she's been this week.

I just wondered what he DID do when you said that, so I had a Google on him, apparently he's not just a model, he's an actor too, well he's had bit parts like Mark, but he's also appeared on stage as well as in adverts.

http://www.starnow.co.uk/ashleyharrison17

Ash is still not over ashleigh is he...i think he fancies her myself..

he wants to be the new James Bond, first he just needs to establish himself as the UKs leading knitwear guy

i thought that, eviction circle, he had a wooly hat and a leather on... Wtf... He must smell bad

He does you are right - and about as dozy as well !

I think that might be because she's "fallen for him" a little bit, much as she denies it and claims only to be "just friends". She was fierce upset to the point of tears the other day when the PHMA had put him up for eviction.

Although she hasn't told him everything about her past he knows quite a lot and he has been a constant support and companion to her and (to his credit) admirably non-judgemental of her escorting history, and I think Helen has become a bit overwhelmed.

Because she has developed some feelings for him she has begun to mimic his speech patterns and mannerisms - I believe this is a recognised phenomenon that occurs in couples.

No one has even bothered posting the YouTube link to this video ' Ash, the Hat and the biscuit', but it will be one of his best bits, without doubt.

Plus starting to dress like him in that homeless person style.

Dunno.
But soon I expect them to get Winston to make a brew and then they will start asking each other what they had for their tea

Actor? Mark, Winston, Chris. They certainly have a cross section of the British public