Does Emma watch a different show to us?

She kept on about Steven's fabulous one liners, I remember none. We've had many far better witty housemates.

I think she was talking about all of the stuff he said that wasn't intended to be funny but we all laughed at, like "Open it" and "Wanked all over my face" .. These are not, however, one liners lol. He was deadly serious

I presume she meant his unintentionally funny phrases like:

I feel like someone's wanked in my face.
They've put a shovel in the oven, heated it up so it smells bad and flung it at us.
I've been to 119 countries.
I feel like I've been shat on.

Etc.

haha that made me laugh all over again

Immediately after Emma commented on Steven's "brilliant one-liners" they showed his very first utterance in his 'Best Bits' was: "I think I've just done something in my trousers".

Which I'm sure you'll agree was a truly brilliant, dazzling, scintillating apercu - Oscar Wilde lives!

Oh how we larfed.

Thank you for aperçu.

He's famous in my book for his mangling of the English language! From telling Pauline admiringly that she was 'the most contentious' woman he had ever known (Pauline nodding her head in grateful acknowledgement of the compliment!) onwards, his mastery of words has been amazing.

BIG BROTHER: Kimberly will not be returning to the house!

STEVEN: Aww Poor Cow!
Anyways.

(Continues living life in the house)

Ah yes, Steven has a huge vocabulary.

Speaking of which, he also seems to labour under the delusion that being dubbed '2-minute Steven' is a tribute to his businesslike and briskly efficient approach to intimacy...

He genuinely believes that any attention is Goode attention.

Goode by name goode by nature.

Goode at everything.

Goode Lord.