Assuming you can read that is ..........

First of all "BOOOOO, GET THE CROWD OUT - THE CROWD ARE CHAVS, THE CROWD ARE CHAVS"

Now that's out the way I find it my duty to give out a little bit of advice.

Wearing leggings and crop tops when built like a brick sh*t house is not a good look

Try to keep up on touching up your roots, you're on telly

Tattoos are great but random inked splodges on mutton of leg arms is not pretty

Beer guts are a dead give away to your sedentary lifestyle

Did one of you give Emma the Nits that she passed on to her child?

and finally ............

Try to think seriously about widening your gene pool when you procreate

You really are a disgusting bunch of low lives. Yes I know evictions are all a bit of a pantomime with all the boos and cheers, it's expected. However, your treatment of Pav was quite disgusting last night. What has he done to deserve that? Anyway it's done now and you would have all scuttled back to your gossip mags, Jeremy Kyle back to back all weekend and the difficult task of learning how to string together some new words for next week's chant.

Kindest Regards

Mith Marr

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