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Well I now ask for the footage to be vetted, what a load of shite, loving the little picture of captain cock nose, nice hair in the pic, so current of his style now.
What is the difference between sex and a 'romp'? Why is it only people in the media 'romp'? How were the 'romps' in the house more 'wild' than the stuff that gets shown on shows like MTV's Geordie Shore or the free all night sex chat channels?
Oh wait, you are supposed to switch your brain off when you read a tabloid or you realise non of it makes the slightest bit of sense
Oh wait, you are supposed to switch your brain off when you read a tabloid or you realise non of it makes the slightest bit of sense
the other headlines are even more interesting.
"Invasion of killer bugs"
"Hand us the World Cup now"
"Peaches signed in her blood"
They make "Big Bro lovers - our romps too hot for TV" sound almost credible.
"Invasion of killer bugs"
"Hand us the World Cup now"
"Peaches signed in her blood"
They make "Big Bro lovers - our romps too hot for TV" sound almost credible.
Originally Posted by Littlegreen42:
“'Wild sex'
So Kim actually blinked a bit?”
“'Wild sex'
So Kim actually blinked a bit?”
She would have to blink fast to beat two second Stevie.
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Well I now ask for the footage to be vetted, what a load of shite, loving the little picture of captain cock nose, nice hair in the pic, so current of his style now.”
“Well I now ask for the footage to be vetted, what a load of shite, loving the little picture of captain cock nose, nice hair in the pic, so current of his style now.”
Damn You!
I've just wet ma bed larfing
Steven needs to make his mind up ,was it discreet sex as he told us on BBBOTS or is it this .
The Star clearly knows who they want on their front page ...and it isn't Steven lol
The Star clearly knows who they want on their front page ...and it isn't Steven lol
Originally Posted by snickypoo:
“Damn You! I've just wet ma bed larfing”
“Damn You!
I've just wet ma bed larfing”
I'll send you tickets to my show, I expect a standing ovation. Unless you are in some form of disability vehicle and then I'll just have a salute of your choice.
Originally Posted by dtorre:
“What is the difference between sex and a 'romp'? Why is it only people in the media 'romp'? How were the 'romps' in the house more 'wild' than the stuff that gets shown on shows like MTV's Geordie Shore or the free all night sex chat channels?
Oh wait, you are supposed to switch your brain off when you read a tabloid or you realise non of it makes the slightest bit of sense”
“What is the difference between sex and a 'romp'? Why is it only people in the media 'romp'? How were the 'romps' in the house more 'wild' than the stuff that gets shown on shows like MTV's Geordie Shore or the free all night sex chat channels?
Oh wait, you are supposed to switch your brain off when you read a tabloid or you realise non of it makes the slightest bit of sense”
I think the "we are dirty people" episode was simulated romping, whereas with "open it" they were technically "frolicking".
Originally Posted by MACTOWIN:
“Don't open up unless you have a sick bucket.
http://media.skynews.com/media/image...-1-329x437.jpg”
“Don't open up unless you have a sick bucket.
http://media.skynews.com/media/image...-1-329x437.jpg”
So wild that NOT ONE person woke up & EVERYONE had to be told they had even had sex! LMAO!!
Originally Posted by bulldog rosie:
“She would have to blink fast to beat two second Stevie.”
“She would have to blink fast to beat two second Stevie.”
Couldn't help but think of "I like blinking I do" Helen then
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