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snickypoo

27-07-2014

Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“I'll send you tickets to my show, I expect a standing ovation. Unless you are in some form of disability vehicle and then I'll just have a salute of your choice.”

Cheers! I'll be the one on the pimped out mobility scooter, I shall salute you by waving my crutch in the air

ooer mrs!

Oracles_eye

27-07-2014

Originally Posted by snickypoo:
“Cheers! I'll be the one on the pimped out mobility scooter, I shall salute you by waving my crutch in the air ooer mrs!”

Did a gig once with the whole front row in wheelchairs, I made some quite rude and offensive joke, they were so disgusted they got up and left.

snickypoo

28-07-2014

Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Did a gig once with the whole front row in wheelchairs, I made some quite rude and offensive joke, they were so disgusted they got up and left.”

I'm not easily offended by rude and offensive jokes, I'm from an era where Jim Davidson was popular!

Grumpy pants

28-07-2014

The article on the killer bugs invasion looks more interesting.

Grumpy pants

28-07-2014

Originally Posted by Captain Birdsei:
“I'll be buying it.”

Yes, would come in handy for the cats litter tray.

muggins14

28-07-2014

Originally Posted by Grumpy pants:
“The article on the killer bugs invasion looks more interesting.”

It's probably about the flying ants we get when it's really muggy

Grumpy pants

28-07-2014

Originally Posted by muggins14:
“It's probably about the flying ants we get when it's really muggy ”

Flying ants

I was hoping it was going to be a planet of the apes type thing with insects.

SULLA

28-07-2014

So Hello and OK were not interested then.

Lou17

28-07-2014

Originally Posted by dtorre:
“What is the difference between sex and a 'romp'? Why is it only people in the media 'romp'? How were the 'romps' in the house more 'wild' than the stuff that gets shown on shows like MTV's Geordie Shore or the free all night sex chat channels?

Oh wait, you are supposed to switch your brain off when you read a tabloid or you realise non of it makes the slightest bit of sense”

Haha that's irked me for a fair few years.

adwalton

28-07-2014

Romping is what babies do. That's why they wear rompers

who

28-07-2014

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-br...-babe-Kimberly

Seymour

28-07-2014

It is a shame to see their showmance paying off.

R82n8

28-07-2014

She'll be modelling this attire when Steven eventually gets his way.

sandy_53

28-07-2014

It's just all so tasteful and restrained isn't it?

yellowlabbie

28-07-2014

Originally Posted by MACTOWIN:
“Don't open up unless you have a sick bucket.

http://media.skynews.com/media/image...-1-329x437.jpg”

Oh dear, dear, dear, dear.

Ms Ann Thrope

28-07-2014

OMFG! She's smiling. i didn't know she could do that.

Oracles_eye

28-07-2014

“It was romantic and discreet.”

“They said it was their moral responsibility.”

**** of you pair of ******* **** although you are making me laugh you **** ****** *** ***.

I'll await the Straight to dvd porn edit then, the cock nosed **** hasn't any idea of romance nor being discreet, saying that the housemates were shocked at the amount etc, they didn't know, only one who gave a **** was Danielle acting like she's never had a pork sausage between her lips.

Have some respect for someone's daughter, if Kimberly was my daughter she wouldn't have done it, if she had I would be having words with Steven in my sunken shipping container in the woods, I would bring Mr rubber hose and oranges in a towel, I would also take a 12" black mamba for face slapping purposes.

What a vile disgusting ****.

Good morning everyone, have a pleasant week. Xxxx ♥

daryl_spicer

28-07-2014

This is typical Kim putting Steven in a bad light again by deliberately having a big picture of herself and a small picture of him. Steven now looks the bad guy and it is all Kim's fault

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