Originally Posted by no one, ever:
“It would be great if that J-B bloke did another episode thread.”
“It would be great if that J-B bloke did another episode thread.”
Well, someone clearly mixed something up and let me have a crack at another one so let's get on with it
What a week in Walford
After 5 months and 23 episodes, we finally learnt more about the mysterious and interesting Charlie Cotton. We now know Nick is alive - (Shock! Horror! Hi-jinks! 
) and that Charlie says he's a waste of space. We still don't know who was in that coffin, or why, or what Charlie's real motives are. Some forum members are even speculating that he will kill Carol to keep his secret safe.ELSEWHERE...
I can't be the only one that is more than a little bit conerned that DTC is taking the 'we will not repeat our greatest hits' spiel to it's very extremes. As he can't use any of Eastenders greatest hits, he's resorted to using other programs and films. For instance...
Who killed Lucy Beale is a very clear Broadchurch play.
Sharon and the gun is obviously Lord of the Rings. Sharon is Gollum, the gun is her precious, and Phil can't have the precious... See this for proof
Jacksonberg - with every passing episode, Eastenders is becoming more and more like an east end parody of Breaking Bad, what with the ever more contrived drug plots. See this screen shot of Monday's episode if you're not quite convinced.
IN TONIGHTS EPISODE...
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“Dean is shocked when he finds that his stash of hipster hats has disappeared. He and Aunt Babe are quick to accuse each other of dodgy behaviour, but the tension between them becomes unbearable. While Dean wants to call his mate Bubba from prison, Aunt Babe insists that she can deal with it.
Later, Aunt Babe tells Shirley that she will be making dinner. Shirley panics at the thought that Aunt Babe is about to poison her entire family, but she is determined to be there when Danny Dyer finds out…
Meanwhile, a sad Liam heads to the gardens for some teenage male private intimate time after burning the family dinner. However, Lee comes up with a plan to help him and industrially clean Whitney.
Elsewhere, Carol refuses to leave the hospital, after enjoying being catered for and not having horrible, drug-addled grandchildren screaming at her.”
“Dean is shocked when he finds that his stash of hipster hats has disappeared. He and Aunt Babe are quick to accuse each other of dodgy behaviour, but the tension between them becomes unbearable. While Dean wants to call his mate Bubba from prison, Aunt Babe insists that she can deal with it.
Later, Aunt Babe tells Shirley that she will be making dinner. Shirley panics at the thought that Aunt Babe is about to poison her entire family, but she is determined to be there when Danny Dyer finds out…
Meanwhile, a sad Liam heads to the gardens for some teenage male private intimate time after burning the family dinner. However, Lee comes up with a plan to help him and industrially clean Whitney.
Elsewhere, Carol refuses to leave the hospital, after enjoying being catered for and not having horrible, drug-addled grandchildren screaming at her.”
And featured the episode are...
Quote:
“Babygal Smith - Annette Batman
Stan Carter - Timothy West, House Guest
Danny Dyer - Danny Dyer
Linda Carter, Page 3 Martyr - Kellie Bright
Dean Wicks, licks Lindas bits - Matt Di Angelo
Zelda - Linda Henry
Tina Carter, Lady Di is smarter - Luisa Bradshaw-White
Fiona 'Tosh' Mackintosh - Rebecca Scroggs
Charlie Cotton, is he rotten? - Declan Bennett
Lee Carter, in Whitney's garter - Danny-Boy Hatchard
Nancy Carter, prizewinning farter - Maddy Hill
Whitney Dean, scrub her clean - Shona McGarty
Liam Butchers most of his lines - James Forde
Banshee Butcher - Patsy Palmer
Jacksonberg - Lindsey Coulson
Sonia Fowler, now fits into her trousers - Natalie Cassidy
King Phillip of House Mitchell, Lord of Walford and Coverer of Murders - Steve McFadden
Gollum - Letitia Dean
Foxy Roxy Mitchell - Rita Simons
Aleks McMeerkat - Kristian Kiehling
Dot Branning, on street corners in Canning - June Brown
Rebecca Fowler, Guitar howler - Jasmine Armfield
Denny, spawn of Gollum - Harry Hickles
Tiffany Butcher - Maisie Smith
Reverend Frank Skinner - Mark Letheren”
“Babygal Smith - Annette Batman
Stan Carter - Timothy West, House Guest
Danny Dyer - Danny Dyer
Linda Carter, Page 3 Martyr - Kellie Bright
Dean Wicks, licks Lindas bits
- Matt Di AngeloZelda - Linda Henry
Tina Carter, Lady Di is smarter - Luisa Bradshaw-White
Fiona 'Tosh' Mackintosh - Rebecca Scroggs
Charlie Cotton, is he rotten? - Declan Bennett
Lee Carter, in Whitney's garter - Danny-Boy Hatchard
Nancy Carter, prizewinning farter - Maddy Hill
Whitney Dean, scrub her clean - Shona McGarty
Liam Butchers most of his lines - James Forde
Banshee Butcher - Patsy Palmer
Jacksonberg - Lindsey Coulson
Sonia Fowler, now fits into her trousers - Natalie Cassidy
King Phillip of House Mitchell, Lord of Walford and Coverer of Murders - Steve McFadden
Gollum - Letitia Dean
Foxy Roxy Mitchell - Rita Simons
Aleks McMeerkat - Kristian Kiehling
Dot Branning, on street corners in Canning - June Brown
Rebecca Fowler, Guitar howler - Jasmine Armfield
Denny, spawn of Gollum - Harry Hickles
Tiffany Butcher - Maisie Smith
Reverend Frank Skinner - Mark Letheren”
Remember that it's on BBC 2 at 7.30pm folks - enjoy the episode
There's probably a joke about Christ in the somewhere...
