They are the same in lots of aspects, all the eyebrow and waxing, spraying and weave shallowness!
The o.t.t reactions to things-mouths open as wide as they can go, bulging fluttering eyelashes, the OMG!!
all the babes and Silly baby talk
The looking at camera and monopolising other people's airtime
the amateur dramatics
The stirring
They are like twins!!

the only difference seems to be that Zoe went to stage school and learnt to sing and dance, whereas Mark has no talent whatsover and so has to rely on his gobbledyggok psiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeechiccccccc abiliteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeis

hahahahahahaha - oh Pitman, you are cracking me up today!

purgatory for the first 2 posters is a waiting room with Mark and Zoe. No hairdryers or tweezers available, but showsongs looped 24/7 for Zoe to croon along with forever and ever and ever.

Be good in life you 2 or it might happen!

more like ...

two flies on a turd!

but yeh I see/hear what your saying OP, I think Zoe mimics whoever she is with, one min shes a reet northern lass, next shes scouse and then as has been mentioned on another thread she goes all geordie-ish like!

I don't think so at all. Mark would love Zoe's fame but not the work she has put in to get there.
He is a reality show career person, she has talent and works hard using it.
Zoe genuinely cares about others, Mark is basically a Narcissist.

Oh good grief We've found zoe's no1 fan. Can you vouch you are not , not, nor have ever been, a Tesco worker or singing waitress???

We can all have different opinions can't we?

Zoe FTW - everyone likes her - she has told us 43 times that is true so we have our BB champion eh?

She's like Sally Field accepting her Oscar, "You like me, You REALLY like me" (or in this instance You really like US

No, can't sing to save my life. but I have been a cleaner in my time, hotels, pubs and hospitals, including toilets and mopping up blood in Casualty. I have also worked in a shop too and faced irate customers. My daughter works for ASDA on the checkouts by the way and is very happy in her job. Just as normal as the next person.
I just don't dislike Zoe as a housemate for one stupid comment she made which I don't believe she realised would be condensed and edited to sound so malicious.

It wasn't condensed or edited (or voice-over changed even!) - it was shown in it's entirety the first time and replayed last night while she swore blind she'd never said such a thing

I'm not entirely sure if I have the definition of 'peas in a pod' right but I think they do seem quite similar. I think Mark has found someone he can talk to about eyebrows etc. who has the same level of interest as he does!

Has anyone else noticed that they say 'an eyebrow', 'a lash' e.g. 'do I need a lash on?' (meaning false eyelashes). Is this a common thing to say nowadays? (Making the term singular rather than plural). I know very little about beauty and the like.

Christopher and Pav are two peas in a pod. Christopher is making Mark look bad. Pav is making Chris look bad.

I wouldn't say Christopher is making mark look bad imo

I agree with you. Mark is doing a good enough job of making himself look bad, he certainly does not need help on that score.