Mark’s cooking ploy

silven

31-07-2014

Mark baked Christopher a cake and practiced more cooking some days later. Is this a means to an end?

When he fails to achieve stardom after Big Brother he will have to move on to the next available show, this could well be Masterchef.

John and Gregg can’t wait!

Bunions

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by silven:
“Mark baked Christopher a cake and practiced more cooking some days later. Is this a means to an end?

When he fails to achieve stardom after Big Brother he will have to move on to the next available show, this could well be Masterchef.

John and Gregg can’t wait!

”

Nah....I'd prefer him to go on Bake Off and face one of Hollywood's no-holds-barred, blistering criticisms

Now there's a decent looking/sounding Scouser

Scarlett Berry

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Bunions:
“Nah....I'd prefer him to go on Bake Off and face one of Hollywood's no-holds-barred, blistering criticisms

Now there's a decent looking/sounding Scouser ”

With dodgy morals.

vikesuk

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Bunions:
“Nah....I'd prefer him to go on Bake Off”

I'd prefer him to just F... Off completely

Bunions

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Scarlett Berry:
“With dodgy morals.”

Marriages fail....sad fact of life.

Originally Posted by vikesuk:
“I'd prefer him to just F... Off completely”

PMSL

da33431

31-07-2014

I think he's angling for a psychic show on Sky Living....

MorningCazz

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by da33431:
“I think he's angling for a psychic show on Sky Living....”

Just read my tealeaves - he won't get one

Scarlett Berry

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Bunions:
“Marriages fail....sad fact of life.

PMSL ”

Well it isn't failed actually. His wife took him back after he publicly humiliated her and their son by having an affair with his US co/star.

I would never presume to know what goes on in a marraige..but I found his behaviour reprehensible.

His wife was blind sided by the affair. Not cool in my book.

vikesuk

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by MorningCazz:
“Just read my tealeaves - he won't get one ”

he should convert to bowel readings - he knows a lot about talking sh**e anyway

macaz75

31-07-2014

He'll so get a column in the sunday sport or 2min slot on late night tv or some sh** with that ‘psychic‘ crap he does... i never thought of it... but that will be his angle.... he's such a desperado.

Lucy Lou

31-07-2014

I am hoping that he just disappears completely.

Skyrah

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Bunions:
“Nah....I'd prefer him to go on Bake Off and face one of Hollywood's no-holds-barred, blistering criticisms

Now there's a decent looking/sounding Scouser ”

Ooooooooo yeah, drools

Stellen11

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Lucy Lou:
“I am hoping that he just disappears completely.”

Thumbs up for this.

HonestLee

31-07-2014

Is it bad that when Mark is in his shades - and in repose - he looks to me like a dead guy?

Something really 'slab-like' about his face, that sunken squashed cadaver gurn

not saying it to be cute or controversial, just something that nags me lol

Anyway it's off my chest now

vikesuk

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by HonestLee:
“Is it bad that when Mark is in his shades - and in repose - he looks to me like a dead guy?

Something really 'slab-like' about his face, that sunken squashed cadaver gurn

not saying it to be cute or controversial, just something that nags me lol

Anyway it's off my chest now”

anyway - it your vein......

Mark would be better off having his jaw medically broken in my view - it projects too much and makes him look like a permanant 'gurner'. Medical break would enable them to reset it back a bit.

Mutton chops Mark I call him.

Maybe he can have the surgery with his £100k winnings (LOL)

..............off my chest too!

Bunions

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Scarlett Berry:
“Well it isn't failed actually. His wife took him back after he publicly humiliated her and their son by having an affair with his US co/star.

I would never presume to know what goes on in a marraige..but I found his behaviour reprehensible. His wife was blind sided by the affair. Not cool in my book.”

I heard about it but didn't know she took him back.

Up to her I guess - she'll have to live with her decision and I don't think it's 'cool' either.

But relationships are complex and the only people who know what's really going on are the 2 people in it.

Scarlett Berry

31-07-2014

Originally Posted by Bunions:
“I heard about it but didn't know she took him back.

Up to her I guess - she'll have to live with her decision and I don't think it's 'cool' either.

But relationships are complex and the only people who know what's really going on are the 2 people in it.”

On that I agree as I said I would never presume to know what goes on in a marriage.

dinbin

31-07-2014

That's because he's on a jeeeerneeey!

Addisonian

31-07-2014

Contrived little weasel.

benbeez1

31-07-2014

sounds like a Daily Star headline but should be tweaked to Mark in american pie sex cooking ploy