Wonder why Lionel decided to black up for his appearance tonight.

I thought he came dressed up as a chimney sweep!

Is he drunk? he looks shit faced

Oh dear he looks a bloody mess!! 90 going on 19 in his head fair play to him and all that, I had to adjust my colour control on tv!!

he's 167!

skin cancer was very fashionable in 18 dickety 2

Looks like he's done a shift down the pits lol..

Looks like David Dickinsons Dad.

He looks like he's mated with a bag of wotsits