the sympathy vote

"throughout me life I've nerra beeeeeen open and honest, ah cannot express me feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings, I've nerra come out and I've nerra had a relaaaaaaaaationshiiiiiip christofeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerr, that's why I av to fall back on me eyebroooooooooooooooooooooowws and me psychiiiiiiiiiiiiic abiliteeeeeeeeeeees"

A good, well observed post.

Well, he might have got to me........I don't know anything any more.........I am getting as daft as they are.......

.......poor little sid, did you see his face.......all shock and awe.......his gameplan gone to pot.......Christopher seeming to back away at 100 miles an hour........his jazz-hands mate not there to bolster his ego....... Awwwwww.........someone please pick him up, dust him off, and we may well be treated to some more of previous years' HMs antics........

As a scouser I have never before heard an accent to be that high pitched. He sounds like a dog whistle.

thankful for that, imagine the confusion of Scouse dogs if everyone in the city spoke like Mark

I don't know about you but I can't wait to have him come and do my eyebrows when he gets out!!!

get in the queue, Madonna and Gaga are first on the list, his little three-wheel eyebrow van will be bombing down Park Lane to meet the Queens of Pop at the Hilton

Mark at 18 - shipwrecked

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vciPHCPCrHo

Yorrrra liiiiiiiiaaaaarr!!!!

final two weeks and the "protective coat" all housemates put on (ie other housemates) need to be fired as flak to protect your own chance at winning..

mark used christopher as his prop... so he could play up to the camera with his soundbites and theatre... now he must be used as flak to get into the final... or stage jetison on a rocket.. either way, the star in his own mind wants a boost and something to intercept damage

Don't forget he's doing Ashleigh from Big Brother's first. Now there's a star....!

A grown man obsessing about eyebrows..Jesus he does my head in. All this importance he puts on his appearance, only accentuates how deeply unattractive he really is. I find him hideous.

Ashleigh will run a mile once he pulls out his portfolio and she sees that most of the women in it resemble Groucho Marx, his little eyebrow empire is going to die on it's arse before it gets started

He looks like a weird love child of Bruno Mars and Ian Botham!

add that to the "x factor" audition... and there is said to be another couple around...

the guy is a fake.. this is his act... he is one of the 1000s who apply to all the various "reality" shows with his "act"

oh look... the same "sales pitch" of "experience and journey to find myself" b/s

his stupid little smirk of intense pride when his mum said he ironed a shirt without plugging the iron in

i a not a fan he is annoying but I am convinced this is the real mark
an attention seeking annoying diva
he is not playing a game he probably thought this would win bb
but I am convinced Christopher IS playing a game
the reason why he personality changes like the wind
mark was right to be upset with him imo

Blimey he is so different on that, he seems well almost normal and no pronounced high pitched accent. He seems to be now fake as fudge.

Mark wasn't even upset until Helen reminded him in the pod having dinner that he had every right to be. Also Mark had wrote down that all the housemates would pick him as game player so why be angry when he already guessed - because he wanted attention and airtime.

He'll be on game plan Z by the end, and he still won't win. Did dums!

will he try for the voice.... or may be the next idiots get drunk show on mtv...

I wish it was as high as a dog whistle - we wouldn't have heard ANY of his twaddle then.....and that would have been bliss. Poor canines though..........terrible way to treat man's best friend.

Yes I agree.......Helen was upset with Ash, so she put the bullets in for Mark to fire at Christopher........as you say........he had already guessed or why not write 4 instead of 5 if he honestly thought Christopher would not pick him.......he is not too bright, is he.....