Only popping in while I'm at my parents', and the Who chat has made it seem very much like Christmas. Neither I nor my mother found the episode at all confusing and I think suggesting it is does a major disservice to the audience, if they can sit through Game Of Thrones and hundreds of hours of Lord of the Rings films, I don't know how Who can cause that much confusion. It does help if you're not bloody tweeting and posting all the way through it.
My mum really liked it and my dad stayed awake for at least five minutes, which by his standards is praise indeed,
As for the ratings, I think "lowest rating for a new Doctor since 2005" is a bit of a daft comment. Before this there's been three, one of which was the first episode for a decade and hence bloody big news and one of which was on Christmas Day. So those are hardly fair comparisons with something going out on a Bank Holiday weekend, especially the August Bank Holiday weekend.
And I think there is something in the fact it was on late as well, certainly the show has never gone past the watershed before and I would suspect the child audience is most likely to watch live. So it may well be the case that many kids weren't counted and will watch it on a recording. It's like Christmas Day 1977 all over again, Mike Yarwood got higher ratings than Morecambe and Wise, because Yarwood was on before the watershed.
And my mum, sixty this week, knows exactly who Simon Webbe and Mark Wright are. I loved that comment about how a seventy year old would get excited about Wright getting his guns out, I think that's exactly right. And I don't know how you can take issue with SCD celebrities when Chris Hollns and Tom Chambers have won it, and they're hardly in The Ivy every night.