When there's an update for a phone app and when you check to see what's fixed, it just says "bug fixes".

Itching!

Sniffers and whistlers.

Electric (static) shocks.

Anyone (particularly on social media) that tells someone that they "love them to the moon and back" .... ugh.

When someone keeps making consistent grammatical mistakes in their posts on Facebook (they're/their/there, could of, would of, that sorta thing all the time) and someone eventually points it out, so they reply along the lines of: 'I have excellent grammer I'll have you know and got an A* on English but this is just facebook and im on my phone most the time'

If you had excellent grammar it would be automatic, not an effort!

your scabs itching ya ? how are you today anyway //you seem quiet tonight

used to get that on the car door, years ago..it hurt too

Nah not the scabs funnily enough lol

I'm ok thanks, just a bot bored, how's you? You back at work yet?

People who correct others grammatical errors then moan when they don't quite get the gratitude they expect.

Should of kept saved there advice for someone who aksed for it.

Cars at traffic lights. It's a white line, clearly visible, you stop the approaching side of it!! It's so flicking simple but Jesus.......

Newspapers and crap long range weather forecasts. Don't they EVER feel embarrassed when they get it so wrong? Then of course then come up with another guess for the next three months.

When two people stand side by side on the escalator.

The funniest comparison in a while.

Oh don't get me started!
I think that there should be Captive Bolt Pistols, as used in abattoirs, available to take at the top and bottom of escalators on the London Underground, just hand them in to a staff member if you had no cause to use them.

Sometimes people have to stand side by side

Yeah like I try not to use them as I have a fear of falling off them but if I can't find anyway that I can use then I do have to hold my OH's hand

When my mum calls tv programmes by the name of their main character. Such as "did you watch Del Boy last night?" Drives me nuts.

Poor ol’mum; give her a break.

You shouldn’t really have a go at her;

.....especially as your choice of ‘username’ was probably inspired by said television character!

"Contributing, "contributor" I've spent 60 years saying "contributing" and "contributor" and I ain't gonna change now.

Haha! It wasn't from Del Boy, it was something more recent, though I forget what it was.

I must confess I've never had a go at her about it, it's just one of her "quirks"!

Presumably you mean someone possibly incapacitated, blind, not feeling well, infirm etc.
That's totally understandable, and no one should bitch about it, but it's when two people in good health stand side by side, when there are notices saying, "Stand on the Right" clearly displayed that annoys people.
Personally my days of galloping up escalators are long gone, I just get on, move to the right, and wait until I reach the top or bottom to get off, but some people are pushed for time and would like to take advantage of a clear lane.

Drivers who crawl along then suddenly pull to the curb without indicating, who then give you abuse like you have done something wrong for bibbing them.

Forgetting that it's not a good idea to eat a whole packet of dark chocolate covered digestives in one sitting.................................. my tummy hurts.

People on social media trying really hard to be good people and actually causing more problems.

Today a friend shared something where someone had uploaded a photo of a pair of glasses and written "glasses found outside *local hospital* contact me if you recognise them as yours and i will message you my address.please share".

Why not simply pick up the glasses and hand them in at the front desk of the hospital? The hospital in question in on the outskirts of the town so chances are if someone lost them they would realise they had dropped them at the hospital so the logical thing to do would be return and ask if anyone had handed them in.

But nope they will have to hope they have facebook and trawl around until i find the post and then go round the womans house to collect them!