When someone leaves the bathroom window open too wide before I shower. When I start showering the draft moves the shower curtain onto my leg. If I'm looking in a different direction (am unaware) it feels like someone stroking my leg - creepy.

People who moan that women are complicated and emotional.
I know exactly where I stand regarding my dating situation - it's the guy who is all unsure and messing up possible plans. Saying 'I fancy you but relationships are scary...let me have a think. I think you're gorgeous...I need some time, I want us to meet again' blah blah. So annoying.

And then he wheeled out the ol' 'I have been hurt in the past' line, yes well so have I,many times. Make up your blinking mind already D:

Yeah what's with that?!? My sister nearly fell off her chair the other night when I told her I'm not on facebook anymore

People who promise to keep in touch with you and then don't bother to contact you ever again. I left a job 2 months ago and one of my good friends in the job said we'd keep in touch and maybe meet up again for a beer or whatever. He hasn't made any effort at all and even though I've text him a few times, he seems completely dis-interested and gives short, closed replies. It's so annoying when you leave a college/uni/job whatever and you KNOW you'll never see those people again yet they always insist "we'll keep in touch, I promise" and you get your hopes up and sure enough, they let you down and never contact you again first.

Also I'm annoyed at how lazy my friends are. I work evenings during the week but am free during the weekends to hang out. I have my own place and my mates live a 10 minute walk from me, so as we're 21 year old guys I expect them to want to hang out and play Fifa and drink beer or do something interesting on a Saturday night (since they refuse to go to a pub or out anywhere) but I'm lucky to persaude them to hang out maybe three times a month! Two of them aren't working and have never worked since leaving school and they've never been to college or done anything with their lives, they just stay at home playing their Xbox and when I work during the week and ask them to hang out at the weekend and they say they "can't be bothered" or are "too tired" then it REALLY pisses me off. I want a group of mates I can go out with and get drunk with and have banter with every weekend and go to clubs and stuff etc and I can't even persaude my friends to come to my house for a game of Fifa once a week!! It's a waste of life.

You need some new friends Sife.
I'll wager a trivial annoyance with my former workmates was that I actively lost touch with them and told them that was how it was going to be.
Or maybe not - my honesty didn't go down a storm.

I swear I'm going to turn into a mad axe murderer if my wife carries on interfering.
Whenever I'm choosing something, something to wear, to eat, to buy, whatever, instead of letting me browse and make my mind up, she is constantly 'suggesting' things.

We were in M&S the other week to buy me some new underpants (sorry), and I stood back from the display rack, looking from pair to pair and considering each one.

Wife: Those stripey ones are nice.
Me: Mmm.
Wife: What about those blue ones?
Me: Mmm
Wife: Ooh, I like those plain grey ones. What about those?
Me: Mmm. I'm just looking at the moment, just let me think.
Wife: OK. Look at those charcoal ones....
Me (awkward head now in place): No, I can't see any, let's go.

Same story when I got home this dinnertime and started looking for something to eat.

Wife: Cuppasoup?
Me: mmm
Wife: Toast?
Me: mmm maybe
Wife: Porridge?
Me: I'm just looking.
Wife: Eggs?
Me: I'm going for a walk and then I'll decide.....

I've asked her before PLEASE not to do it, but she can't help herself. I love her very much and we've been together for many years without any major arguments, but f**k me.....

^^^ sorry, but you sound like a nightmare to live with.

Maybe the 'mmmm' makes her keep asking. That would annoy the hell out of me if I were her.

For F**ks sake just give her and answer and she will shut up ~ maybe

Well, I only say 'mmm' because I'm still looking and thinking. I can't say yes because I don't know. I can't say no either. 'Maybe', perhaps? What should I say?
If it's obvious that I am looking for myself (and obviously I can see what's on offer), why does she need to reel off a list?

Because I haven't decided!

Tell her to leave you alone lol you are old enough to make your own choices. She will soon get the hint

Oh he doesn't want to commit but I bet he'll jump in the sack with you as soon as you suggest it.

That guy is after one thing.

She is trying to get you to talk to her. Maybe when she says, eggs? You could say no I don't really fancy eggs, I'm in the mood for something cold, or whatever, instead of 'mmm'.

Thing is, I don't know what I fancy, that's why I'm browsing. I might fancy the eggs, I might come back to them or I might choose something else.I really don't need the prompts. The non-comittal mmm's are about the best thing I can think of. If I say I don't fancy the eggs she'll just carry on listing!

Then just say thanks for helping me darling, but you know me, I'm so irritatingly indecisive. While I look, why don't you tell me about your day?

Problem solved

That would be good if I was 'irritatingly indecisive'. But surely not everyone can instantly decide what they want? Do you instantly choose something from a list someone reels off? I don't think many people do.

An updated app on my phone that filled up the memory so I had to delete other things.
Then when I tried to open it it just kept bringing up a link to install the free trial of the Premium version.
I declined that and it then said to press reset to use regular version. So i press it and it does f all. So app is basically broken and useless as it's stuck on that screen. If I press backup it goes back to the screen to install the trial. It's in a constant loop.

this can be said for dog owners who just drop the doggy bag on the pavement, instead of dumping it in the bin ? ( pardon the pun , dumping )

Errors in the filming of a train documentary.

It's showing an S Stock train being delivered for service use and then it's calling at a station with platform edge/screen doors. This cannot happen in London with an S Stock train, as the only tube line that has platform/screen edge doors is the Jubilee Line (deep level) and it doesn't use S Stock trains, but 1996 Stock. Also, Jubilee Line trains don't have air conditioning (yet), unlike S Stock trains on sub-surface lines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platfor...United_Kingdom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_...7_and_S8_Stock
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_line
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_...vel_tube_lines

Now they are going on about Crossrail saying it will go to Heathrow. Incorrect again.

Crossrail will also go to Reading as well as Heathrow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossrail

DOCUMENTARY: London Underground Revealed
On: National Geographic Channel Plus 1 (527)
Date: Sunday 24th May 2015 (17 minutes left)
Time: 03:00 to 04:00 (1 hour long)

A fascinating look at the four great engineering leaps that built the London Underground - the biggest metro system in the western world.
(Dolby Stereo, Widescreen, 2011)
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Keywords: Documentary, Dolby Stereo, Widescreen
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Apparently 26 billion dollars is going to be spent on the ongoing LU upgrade. Money well spent IMO.

People who fall for all this facebook hoax crap. While i wish it would stop all the dross it doesnt.

The latest one on mine is mums fretting and blaming each other because the latest one is that the thing about your kids is a scam!

You know the mums that copy and paste the thing about their kids? "Age i fell pregnant, age i gave birth, babys name, when baby was due, when baby was born....." Apparently people are using that info to get fake birth certificates.

Wtf? Who believes all this crap? Do they really think you can walk into a registry office and tell them "hello, i fell pregnant at 20 and gave birth at 21. My son is called tyler and he was born on 01/02/2013 but he was due on the 10/01/2013. Can i please have a birth certificate for him?"

Though i suppose of the hysteria stops one of these posts going through then its worth it.

You mean: look at shoes and let me know if you find any nice ones. She disappears and you look in peace and quiet.

Manufacturers changing the spec on products.

Case in point - I've been using rubbish bags that fit snugly at the top of my tall kitchen bin, no flappy bits that have to be folded to make them look neat. Opened a new pack this morning and they made the top larger.

Website owners that make changes which makes things worse, the new version of Google Maps is awful & Google have done away with the classic version, now Flickr has joined in, it's horrible to use on mobile devices never mind the PC, loath the banner that takes up the top of the page on the desktop, takes half of the page on a mobile device.

I hate how Husband reels off our list of financial obligations the moment I say I'd like to quit my job.

Let me have five minutes' worth of indulging in this fantasy of quitting my job, ffs.