Predictive texts on ipad and facebook. Also if you mistakingly double space it assumes you want a full stop.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out's push notifications - in the last half-hour, I've got two saying the same thing (about the current event soon ending). Yet it doesn't send them when a character's finished a job.

Not being able to change the way my phone sends messages. Its stuck on Google Hangouts (whatever that is) now for some reason and not the usual SMS alternative, making it less clear when you've actually got a new message.
The ringtone changed too

Have Googled for how to turn it off as your default text app?

https://support.google.com/hangouts/.../6013419?hl=en

Thank you very much I'll see where that gets me

People forgetting to close brackets when they use them. I often find posts on this forum where bracket has been opened but the closing bracket is nowhere to be seen. This drives me insane.

People who post on Facebook and follow it with meaningless hashtags which link to nothing whatsover. #meaninglesshashtags

Insane !

Surely it’s not possible for someone to lose their sanity because of a missing bracket;

........(or is it?

You're not alone, my friends are rubbish too, and always leave it up to me to keep the friendship alive, frankly I can't be bothered with it anymore.


True :/ I thought him and I were singing from the same hymn sheet as he had previously mentioned to me (on a date)that he'd like a girlfriend.Still wants to meet me again - I just don't wanna be wasting time.

My annoyance is people who litter, especially near the river.
Also:
-People who put other people on their shoulders blocking anyone else's view of a big event as all you end up seeing is their big head in the way.
-My mum (who obviously doesn't listen) she'll think up a plan for my busy day when 5 minutes ago I've already told her this plan. She'll take credit for it too.

Typing kilometres instead of kilograms to try to make a point on an internet forum and ending up looking like a fool

Those smudges on a window after cleaning.

When I think I finished cleaning a window, I spot a smudge. I clean that. I spot another smudge. Clean that. Find another in a corner. Clean that one. And keep doing it until I say 'Sod it' and walk away.

Happened every time. Every damn time.

The fact that it *always* feels like a Monday the day after a Bank Holiday - even when I do the stuff that I only do on a Tuesday.

Today, nothing. What a great day.

How I keep seeing posts on twitter about some horrible woman called Kendall who kills beautiful animals for fun and 'trophies'. Also the fact that she has (brainwashed) fans, who think she is lovely and heroic. She believes she is helping conservation by killing these animals. I'm not usually one to get outraged but hunting wild cats, Elephants and Rhinos etc for 'fun' is one of the things that makes me hate being part of the human race.

Edit: It's not really trivial but what's annoying is seeing people support her/tweets.

Being asked if. I'm alright with my packing every time I'm at a supermarket, especially irritating when I only have four or five items.

Two things open at the same time !!
Whatever it may be :
Bottles of milk, boxes of tea bags, tubes of toothpaste, bars of soap, packets of (the same) biscuits, two cans of drink.
The rule should be - Open a packet. Use it until it's empty. Open the new packet.
STOP OPENING TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME !!

Being all excited about the £30 million quadruple roll over lottery happening this evening, only then discover it is actually £13 million not £30 mill, dammit. For a quadruple rollover £13 mill is pathetic.... I want my £2 back.

Going into town to use your "expiring that day" Sainsburys £3 voucher, only to discover upon arrival that you've left your darn store-card at home. And to add to the frustration, by not having the card with me for the shop I didn't receive another £3 voucher for the following week's shop. So missed out of £6's worth of saving. Dammit.

My Local Tesco Customer Services are almost always obliging if I go back with receipt, voucher and card.

Worth a try?

Two, both related to the Latin phrase et cetera:

1 - People who abbreviate it as "ect",
2 - People who write "and etc". (Apparently, they don't realise they're writing "and and".)

just about everything today

People who lead you on but in the end are just looking for a quick shag.
Yes by relationship I do not mean being chained together and then married, but some men seem to think this is the case.
I'm done. Dating websites = complete waste of time.

Posters ending a patronising post with 'Bless'

I used to write it as "ect"
Similarly when I was a kid I hated people who would mistakenly use i.e (id est = it is) when they meant eg (for example)

Nomination fiddles on Big Brother.