"The Grauniad" is the worst one IMO (not strictly a website but it's similar to what you were saying)

Correcting this word is going to make me seem like a grammar nazi, which would be apt for the word in question, but it is Obergruppenführer, not Ubergruppenfuhrer, es tut Mir leid, freunde.

Personally I refer to my wife as 'management', as in I'll check with management, or I'll say the enemy, (in a friendly way), when I mention her in conversation.

Lollipop Ladies make me cross.

You are right.

On both initial points.

People who either dont bother replying to meeting notices, or turn up uninvited and then moan that there arent enough chairs, tea or biscuits.

That I lack a wide enough vocabulary to provide an equally witty response to this.

Why does nothing ever go according to plan.
Makes me so stressed, my nerves are shot to shit.
I hate this day so much.

Google 'Early Doors' - find Tommy clip.

Arrogance (Glen Frey )

People with tickets on themselves (Glen Frey )

Been watching an Eagles documentary. That man annoys the snot out of me

When people use 'paedophile' when they mean 'child molester'.

Do armchair detectives count?

When cars automatically go into the "fast lane" even though they are going left and therefore spend all their time speeding to overtake everyone before running out of time and cutting some poor sod off just so they can make their exit. If you must use the "fast lane" because you believe you will get there quicker then atleast use your bloody indicator so that cars know you want in and then you won't have to cut people off. I see this on a daily basis and you can tell who the drivers are because firstly they speed like crazy and secondly they are twisting their necks left every few seconds to see when they can cut in.

A bit of an ideosyncratic one maybe, but it really gets me when TV ads describe an item priced at £499 as costing "four nine nine". For Heaven's sake, it's "four hundred and ninety nine pounds". Do these people not understand English, numbers or both?

Thanks for that. I can see why they have the rule now. But on many occasions when I've said - go the way you think is best - they've carried on asking, almost insisting that I tell them my way. Sometimes I've never even driven that route, and () I'm quite a nervous/cautious driver - I plan my routes to avoid right turns at crossroads. I'm pretty sure any taxi driver will be able to do better than that

I am a grammar Nazi of the first order, but I do a first class job of reining it in, to the extent that I have blood running from the corner of my mouth where I am biting my tongue to hold back when I see could of/should of, or X team will loose that game etc.
However, I don't think that the guy you were quoting's post qualified as a grammar Nazi post.
It was more as if someone had posted, "Thankyou in French is mercy", and it had been pointed out then, that in actual fact it is merci.

I rein it in too. It seems a bit rude and personal to correct people's spelling or punctuation, or pronunciation. Apart from my daughter's - I correct hers if necessary because I don't want her to make an arse of herself.

If we catch a taxi and the driver asked which way do we want to go, my husband says 'The cheapest'

It sounds like you live somewhere out of London sam, a London black cab driver would never keep insisting that you tell them the way, their pride wouldn't stand for it.
If you're not familiar with London you may not understand this, but I live in Bermondsey, SE London, often, when I hail a black cab and ask for e.g. Liverpool Street, the driver will say, "What do you fancy, Tower Bridge, or London Bridge?
At times they can both be at a standstill, but if I nominate one, it's down to me.
I usually say please yourself, I've got all day.

seagulls They ahve messed all down my window

No one seems to use the latter term any more, so perhaps it can be regarded as obsolete.

Happened to me on a dual carriage way once and at rush hour close to a juction. I think the drivers though I was trying to push into the cue and I had to keep gesturing to them to look behind to see the blue flashing lights!!!

I've been stuck in traffic jams and still seen people - almost exclusively drivers of expensive German cars - pull onto the motorway and try to force their way through three lanes of stationary traffic just to get to the 'fast' lane.

People who immediately make assumptions about a situation you are in and throw insults without bothering to check out the facts. Arseholes!

Flying. Most inconvenient form of transport these days!

Have to be at airport 2 hrs before departure
Have to get rid of all liquids at security
Then pay a fortune for drinks in departure area
Often have to unpack the hand-baggage you spent hours carefully packing at security
Remove shoes trouser belts etc for security.
Get fined by your airline because your bag is 1 mm too big.

Argghhhh flying can't bloody stand it!

when your internet connection goes down. The stupid MF'in internet providers should be fined and jailed for the inconvenience it causes! Gee. 15 years ago the internet was a novelty now we depend on it. Just about time these stupid IPs got their act together.