- waste of money, miles away from the Tesco loveliness, darn it... hopefully this just discovered email from the National Lottery with some "news about my Friday ticket" will make me feel better.

[edit] £310

[edit] no wait, £3.10

I brought a new sky remote because mine broke but there's something loose in there, it's making a really annoying rattle.

Looks like Dave Gilmour to me.

eBay buyers that message asking what the buy it now price is even though it's on the ad.
Also buyers asking what's the price I'll take for it even though there is the option to make an offer on the ad. Clearly I want the advertised price however I'll consider an offer below that if it's not silly so make a flaming offer instead of messaging me to give you a lower price.

I know - that's what I always think too! Glad someone else shares my annoyance...

Methinks they must be newbies to this "make an offer" option. Of course they might just be dicks.

People referring to paedophiles and other depraved criminals as "animals". They are 100% human as far as I can see and no animal would ever behave like that.

The noises made by amateur football teams on the football pitches near me. All that swearing and yelling disturbs my sense of peace at the weekend.

Women obsessed with their breasts.

People adding a (null) comment to Daily Mail Online articles.

It is.

That's where the annoying part comes in.
They're clearly not "newbies", they're just dicks trying to get you to flog it to them for the lowest price possible.

Workplace cafeterias/canteens that are now called stupid names like "Pit Stop" or "Fuel".

FFS, I'm not a bloody car!

Yes. And shinty players as well. We are a good 300 yards from the pitch and we hear it loud and clear. Can't they play quietly?

What's worse is they're lazy dicks, cos dicks would make an offer of £1, then £2, then £3 etc etc for an item with "starting bid of £100". They're worse cos they can't even be bothered to do that. :sheesh:
Guess eBay haven't yet provided sellers with a "go fk yourself" response button for such people.

On something being advertised for £100 I'd decline any offers of £60 and below as offering close to half price is taking the pee. £70 I'd consider but probably counter with £80.
£80 would get strong consideration but £90 would guarantee a sale.

Even more annoying can be the jerks that try to convince you that your price is way too high and it should be a lot lower.

One guy sent several messages saying he'd seen the item elsewhere at the price he was offering so he thought it was only fair I sold it to him at the same price. My response was "That's great! Then you'll be buying it from the other place and not be wasting my time then! Everyone's happy!"
Joker.

FOX news (not that I watch it, just aware of it through rustyrockets) particularly Greg Gutfeld and his cronies, Sean Hannity and Captain asshole himself Bill O'reilly.

People Who Write Their Posts With Every Word Starting With A Capital Like This.

Or when they say, "Come and recharge"!

Having to wait 30 mins from taking my serrapeptase to taking my raspberry ketone then having to wait another 30-60 mins before I can have something to eat

Yea, I Hate That Too

and who sign their name like this

Orangemaid

People who put celebrity names in a thread title. Usually when they do something bad happens like they kicked the bucket or something.


Fair point.

An eBay item with a buy-it-now price of £3.50 (it's an old rare comic) that has a "best offer" option.
Who the heck would look at the price, rub their chins and think to themselves, "oooh, I want it but at £3.50 that's just tooo darn expensive", then offers something like £2 ?
The seller is offering free P+P so at £3.50 he's kinda just breaking even, so why have that "best offer" option there..... maybe something things are just not meant to be understood.

When you're trying to think of a name of something but for the life of me can't remember.

This doesn't annoy me intensely, but it mildly peeves me.
When I buy something using a debit or credit card, I keep the credit slip until I see an online statement, then I check that I haven't been billed £200 for a £100 restaurant bill, or £90 for a £80 shirt, you get the picture, I then shred the slips.
My wife however, will put the slips on the fridge with a magnet, never checking them against a statement, then when the fridge doors are needing space, she'll take the slips off and put them in the recycling box with other bits of paper.
Granted the slips don't have her complete card numbers, but I feel that checking then shredding is the safer option.

I have the distinct feeling that some receipts show the first bunch of digits but blank out the rest and the others show the last bunch of digits but blank out the first, so all the baddies need to do is find enough receipts and they can cobble together your details and fk your bank balance silly - I could be mistaken though.
Also, shredding is really REALLY fun and could only be made more funner if afterwards you could turn yourself into a hamster and then rummage around in the shreddings.

Agree with this, Even more annoying when they are the only person replying to a thread or they are posting multiple times in the same thread

The fact that every Captain America: The Winter Soldier Blu-ray/DVD comes with a pack of Hero Attax trading cards, but nowhere in Peterborough seems to sell the binder for them.