Someone did tell me that earlier, but thanks anyway.

'Nuthink' and 'somthink' and of course our old fried 'haitch'.

someone coming into the toilet when i am in there

No worries.
Just realised I meant to say Blu Ray not B Ray, lol

mmm..fried haitch

Can't beat some fried haitch and heggs

It's nice with some chilled hootch !

That my tuna and cucumber baugette had 4 measly slices of cucumber in it. Is that even enough to be counted as something!

its not one of your five a day is it?

Haitch should be a Capitol Offense

I say haitch . We pronounce it that way in Ireland

Yea, if you're Irish that's different as there's a reason and history behind it. And it sounds nice in your accent.

Anybody else though: NO. IT IS AITCH.

The fact that the price for brand new LPs is getting close to the price we used to pay for rare, hard to find discs.

31 squids for the new Iron Maiden album that I probably won't like is over half of what I paid for 'The Red Shoes' by Kate Bush a decade ago and I didn't like that either.

New Neil Young LPs retail for somewhere around £38,000,000,000 and more for the deluxe edition. That works out at about £38,000,000,000 per good song.

Even the flimsy old 80s albums that are so thin you can see through them if you hold them up to the light are selling for the sort of money you would otherwise associate with a manned mission to Saturn.

And most annoying of all is the fact I keep buying the bloody things. This week it's the new Holly Golightly album (with a Thee Headcoatees chaser); a pre-order of the first Bikini Kill tape put on vinyl; the aforementioned Maiden record; a hopefully good pressing of Pet Sounds; 'Electric Landlady' by Kirsty MacColl and a plain black version of 'Conspiracy' by King Diamond because, while the picture disc version looks great it sounds worse than a George Osborne budget.

On a slightly different topic, did you know that listening to a great record collection is an excellent substitute for food for a newborn baby?

a) our sixteen-year-old's newly permanent smirk.
b) Husband's short-sighted promise.

Son received his GCSE results today: 8 As, 2 Bs and an A*. This shocked and pleased me and his dad, considering his pranks, laziness, antics, suspensions, aversion to revisions and unimpressive grades from mock exams last two years. How the hell did this bugger manage to pull it off?

He's been smirking at us for not having much faith in him, which is both annoying and a relief. Annoying because he'll hold it over us. A relief because his ego is healthy enough to mock our warnings.

Also, last night Son was so nervous that his dad said we'd buy him a cheap second-hand car, regardless of the outcome. Son asked if he could have a car of his choice if his grades were Bs or better. His dad, clearly believing this wouldn't happen, said "Sure."

Son's just gone out to buy a sports car magazine. Thanks, Husband. Since it's your mess, you'll have to be the one to tell him that we won't buy him anything than a cheap second-hand car.

I can't believe it's not butter...............they really should rename that crap because i really CAN believe that it's not butter. I can't believe it's not butter makes me gag because of the smell and it tastes disgusting.

Homer is right in this clip of the Simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaJE-yyO4qo

Knowing a crossword answer but not how to spell it

Recently I've had both borscht and sauerkraut


I on't think any margarine tastes like proper butter

The email I sent explaining my absence this week has been sitting in my draft folder since Monday. Surprisingly I didn't hear anything so thought it was okay, thankfully someone me told before next week, but now I don't even know where to begin explaining. My only defence is the antibiotics where horrible and this is the first day in a week I've felt like i could even think straight.

These whole two weeks have been an absolute write off.

If my father was still alive he would be ranting along with you. In the 70's Stork margarine did an advert with a hook line of 'Stork margarine or butter - would you know?

He would shout every time it was on 'Of course I'd know - it tastes bloody awful'.

It bothers me in general that supermarkets get away with selling so many products whose packaging is designed to imitate that of well-known brands and trick you into thinking that you're buying the branded one (or at least something just like it, which may not always be the case)

Sometimes it is the same product.

People who say vegetarians aren't 'allowed' to eat to meat. We're allowed to eat anything we want; we just choose not to.

That's true. But still they're basically piggybacking off someone's name and brand recognition

Florence and the machine. Her voice is just so annoying.

When I spill my drink

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa