Haha, I'm not going to be starting a thread any time soon

I don't like starting threads

I fear the nil pointer, creepying painfully down the page, never to seen again...unless someone resurrects it years later

Worser still...a thread that turns unexpectedly weird with people accusing the OP of all sorts

*Runs and hides*

'Best of' threads ie. Best Bond movies, and some people put the best 1, whilst some put the best 6, others put the top 5, whilst someone else puts the top 10...

PICK ONE! Top 3, 5, 10... I don't care which, just adopt a standard so that the data is meaningful.

It really winds me up.

Like wise, something like a 'funniest moments' thread and the OP will put two or three, and then within about 5 posts some bellend will list out every funny moment meaning no-one else can contribute any. Again, TOP 5 or bust.

Guaranteed delivery before Christmas

If it's guaranteed then why not say "If we don't deliver it by Christmas we will give it to you for free plus £10,000"?

It is after all guaranteed to be delivered by Christmas so you have nothing to lose.

Idiots starting stupid threads, and then other idiots joining in with serious answers lol.

I've got a few of my own totally pointless ideas just to fit in.


My bed is too small and my feet stick out, what should I do ?
My neighbour's cat is ginger and I don't like ginger cats, what should I do ?
Is yellow a good colour ?
If I bite my lip will I get rabies ?


Ad nauseam

People who just won't shut up about a subject,especially one which does not hold your interest at all.

For e.g.
My friend says 'soando tv show is really good, you should watch it', I then clearly explain to them why I'm not interested in those type of shows.
Friend proceeds to go on about the tv show,emails me links about the tv show.
I say 'I understand the concept of the show, I'm just not interested', friend gets offended and asks 'what is up with me!?'.

Feel like yelling 'change the subject'.

I come out of the supermarket and it's raining. I have a coat but no hat or umbrella, I have to cross the roadway to get to my car. Cars are passing slowly, looking for parking spots as near as possible (I'll just stand here then, getting wetter). At last a car stops - right in front of me to let the passenger out as near to the shop as possible BUT they can't open the door because my trolley is in their way. "Could you move" she says.........

..and then the fight started

Not exactly.

I politely declined to move, suggesting that stopping on the double yellow lines (Yes, I know they probably have no weight in a private car park) was probably not the best idea. They moved.

The crass blindness to anybody else outside their own metal box still annoys me.

A lot of the behaviour in supermarket carparks would qualify for this thread.

One thing which always surprises me is that people often walk past the back of a reversing car - the common sense which stops them walking in front of a car moving forwards doesn't seem to apply in reverse.

Forgetting to use money off vouchers before the expiry date.

Having a shower the night before because I needed to be up and out in the morning as early as possible and then waking up in the night sweating meaning I ended up having a shower in the morning anyway.

This gale force wind that is going on

this

and when I say something to someone and it comes out wrong, but the conversation moves on or something else requires their, or my attention so I can't put them right.

Not so trivial I suppose, but I worry about all my patients and whether I have done enough for them or if I've said or done the wrong thing. I can't switch off

Whoever it was at work who decided to ignore the giant label on my laminating machine and put a sheet in open end first (rather than sealed end first), causing the thing to be broken.

Going out to the supermarket and taking a load of bottles/jars for the bottle bank and then forgetting to dispose of them. Probably won't be going to another recycling point for a month.

Following my last post about people who witter on when you're not interested

'You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?'

Thank you Talking Heads

absolutely this and also people who think it's perfectly safe to allow kids to use the car park as a playground, happily running in front of said reversing cars. use the little walkways provided people

Brian.

*sniggers*

That made me laugh. I do that and with stuff to go to the tip, "think i will do that next time I pass"..... then pass the tip or bottle bank several times over the next week, go to put something in the boot aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd....open......... "f**k it"

You raped my

People who follow you from forum to forum. Stalkers....psychos.

Leave me alone!

Bullies.
People with multiple accounts and no lives.

eoghan.

Aib ........

All driving related today

People who insist on doing 50mph in the right hand lane on the motorway when the road in front is clear. Why????

People who insist on doing 20mph all the way up a 40mph road.

People who dawdle at traffic lights and don't prepare for them turning green so when they do turn green they are still sat their with their hand brake on and only 2 or 3 cars get through.

People who don't understand what a give way line is and just drive out (I see this a lot of in Supermarket car parks)

People who only look one way at roundabouts, the way they are going and pull out oblivious to other cars already on the roundabout.