I'd be surprised if it hasn't been mentioned before (I haven't gone through all three threads in this series!) but it does bug me when a thread has some vague heading such as "WTF!" or "What were they thinking?" with nothing more than a YouTube link in the post.

How interesting is the subject if you can't even be bothered to (a) jot down a few words to say what it's about, and (b) offer your own opinions?

It's doubly bugging if I do click on the link because when I next go onto YouTube I invariably find that I've got a load of recommendations for tin-foil hat conspiracy theory channels or some crackpot religious videos as the YouTube software reckons I must be interested!

My wife submissive? Not in the slightest!

She's from Yorkshire - says what she likes and likes what she bloody well says!

And me aggressive? Noooooooo I'm lovely me.

I did kick a dog to death a few years ago but I'd been mixing my drinks.

Wine before beer - never a good idea.

Women who leave the toilet seat down

The plastic/foil trays of dog food made by Bakers. I thought I'd give them a try. What absolute rubbish! The food itself resembles a very runny stew, complete with veg, the actual trays are made of thick plastic and the foil lid is impossible to pull back. Now, rather than throw these trays in to the recycle bin I'm trying to think what I could use them for.

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/product.a...FYcp0wodK9QHwA

People being taken from the isle of Lesbos to Dikili

I can't help laughing and feel bad about finding it funny

It's even more annoying when you buy shoes and they come with an uneven amount of lace on either side - meaning that you have to relace them when you buy it (how else can I do nice big loops in them if there's several more inches on one side than the other?).


Men who leave the toilet seat up. (Sorry, but it had to be done.)

The important question is what did they taste like?

Drivers who park up close and personal to my car in a half empty car park. Why?

I hate it when you're peeling an orange and it squirts in your eye. Ouch.

The term "millennial" although it sounds marginally better than "Generation X" or "Generation Y"

My back hurts, I dropped two crates of pop on my feet, I'm covered in Tizer and I constantly have to put up with two supervisors constantly bitching about each other.

Oh, and friday nights are really not the nights to be short staffed in the last hour. Stressed to hell.

Marmite toast crumbs stuck to the butter. Teabag drips down the bin cupboard.

Try reading this in the voice of Alan Bennett. It's really quite beautiful.

You are of course quite right.

Every time I see my doctor he always makes me feel bad when I leave. He knows I have a skin condition and before I go in to explain my new ailment he'll say , 'aw your skin looks bad on your arms' and then I reply 'I'm here about my asthma'.
*cue awkward silence.

He's very blunt and a tad dramatic, when I showed him my sore toe today (I did apologise in advance for possible toe grossness) he said 'My god! That's in a bad state, oaarr'.

Or I'll be having a better skin day (on my face) and he'll say something like 'you have one of the worst cases of this skin condition I've ever seen'. Gee thanks, why don't just put a bag over my head and be done with it.

In a childish way I'm half tempted to photograph myself , all glammed up before a night out, and then show him it. 'See I look fab sometimes, I can hide this condition pretty damned well', *throws photo in air, runs out of doctors surgery sobbing

Still better than men who don't bother to lift the seat. I'd rather find the seat up after a fella than still down.

I didn't ask the dog but she didn't seem very impressed.

toothpaste adverts that show people Brushing their teeth without toothpaste

Those sticky labels they put on apples which won't peel off.

Kids playing foot ball in the street in front of my house...

Why don't they piss off and play in front of their OWN house!

A small aeroplane has been flying around for a couple of hours. Very annoying.

The word 'methinks'. I've never heard it used in real life, and it just reads like people are trying to add weight to their online opinions by trying to sound brighter than they are. If you wouldn't use the word in conversation, don't type it

in Pennsylvania there is a town called paradise and to get to it you can drive through a town called intercourse

The joys of being short - I keep catching my sleeves on the door handles.

Adverts that are louder than the program you are watching and wake up the OH no matter how quiet you are trying to be