The way my neighbour calls his cat in for food every other hour from 6am until 1am. Not only am I baffled by the fact that he needs to ensure his cat eats like clockwork but in the loudest, most monotone voice he will say:
"Psst, psst, psst cat. Come on cat. Food. Psst psst psst. Come eat your food cat."
He won't change it up, he won't experiment with different tones or words and each call lasts a good ten to fifteen minutes of the same phrase being repeated non-stop from his garden. It's come to the point where I dread hearing it and will shut my windows in a desperate bid to escape the drone.