Sorry but that post really made me smile, thanks!

So many things these days. I'm turning into such a grump.

Gravity - yes, it's vital to our survival. But why does it insist on pulling items away from my grasp and off surfaces against the laws of physics? I throw a hat on top of the chest of drawers and it lands beautifully centrally, except the bounciness of the hat causes it to ricochet back on itself to the very edge. I watch as it slides off the edge as I reach for it, only to miss by millimetres. Fujlkcsjlcsmlkkrnld!!!!!!!!

The way I have to tap on a link on my iPad screen sometimes 2 or 3 times to take me to the next page. But, on the rare occasions I brush super-lightly on the screen with a trailing finger, it registers EVERY DAMN TIME and takes me a long way away from what I was enjoying.

Having crap walls in the house, whereby I drill in, place a wall plug and then screw into place. But, with the slightest tug, the whole lot just comes out. Wall plugs and hole are the right size, the wall is just useless.

Calling the GP for an appointment only for the receptionist to interrogate me about the problems I'm facing. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

The school teacher telling me "these things happen" when I ask why my daughter's expensive cardigan has gone missing. But when I fail to return a pack of raffle tickets that I couldn't be bothered to sell, "these things happen" isn't a valid excuse!

I try not to let things get to me but my neighbour has this morning again intercepted my post, she waits on the stairs taking in anything that is signed for, I've asked her not to, I'm home when post arrives and her taking it means I have to go up to next floor to get it. I have enough trouble getting up to my flat I don't need the extra floor to climb to.

Really silly I know but that has got to me.

That would annoy me too.

He should come and work with our giddy colleague.

Pop his Balloon

No, you need a tiny, tiny hole, so it's a slow puncture - then you can watch him slowly sinking to the floor.

I'm a newbie, and I don't have the patience to trawl through 460 odd pages, so if the two things that boil my p**s have already been mentioned, I'm sorry.
Seeing should of, or could of, in print, when it should be should have, or could have, and hearing the 8th. letter of the alphabet pronounced as haitch, instead of aitch.

It had to be said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs

TV News: Viewers who complain when a lighthearted news story is featured instead of (for example) a murder. These twisted people need to ask themselves why it is they so crave death and destruction over (for example) a missing swan.
Television news is just another show which feeds peoples lust for drama.

Bullshit descriptions of things for sale...

a phone case has a TPU Bumper [Drop Protection/Shock Absorption Technology]

so.....plastic = shock absorption technology

youtube intros over 2 seconds long

cheesy youtubers that says "WHATS UP GUYS" at the start of their videos

Malaysian Rubber Tree provides Contraception Technology

(not 100%. Yikes!)

This annoys me when I type in credit card numbers in groups of four. How hard can it be for a website to strip out the spaces if it doesn't need them? Most seem to manage it!

Especially when they're from the UK and try to sound American.

"Computers will simplify your life"

Yep, it should be "WHAT UP GUYS?" to sound more "street".

Glad to see other people agree with me on the password issue

Another work one, every time I open Excel it defaults back to working out formulas manually, I've changed it to automatic so many times, saved my settings, everything I can think of (which is the cue for someone to come along with something really obvious I haven't tried ). I use a lot of spreadsheets that have formulas and it's incredibly frustrating.

People who complain about adverts/an advert before free video content!

Press Alt+t+m+s then select "Enable all macros"...> close your work book and reopen it... possibly might work.

These viral videos of tiny kids falling asleep when eating. Won't be so funny when little Suzie dies after choking on her dinner will it *eye roll*

Trivial I know - walking slowly amongst loads of lovely leaves, eyes to the ground, bag in hand, under tree in a park, looking for my dog's poo which happens to be of the same colour. I'm being watched so have to find it, or, in the worst possible case scenario, PRETEND to find it. Or, worse still, treading in it!

A £40 fine is not trivial, I have the same problem - and it is almost impossible to see the poo when it is deposited on a bed of leaves!

Tell me honestly you happily sit through full-length adverts on YT before watching your 49 second clip of a wild fox licking its balls.

It may be free, but it doesn't prevent people grumbling. I remember when the first ads were introduced and they were just a few seconds long and you could skip them halfway through. Now I'm getting adverts that ask me to select an option on the screen to take me to a personalised commercial for some 4x4 that I have no intention of buying.

At home, on my laptop I'm grateful for AdBlocker, but when multitasking at work, I don't have that luxury.

It's funny because its true