Look for the many threads that cover DE shaving, and never look back.

Today's bothersome issue: ripping new CDs into iTunes and having to edit edit the album name to remove the utterly pointless [BONUS TRACKS] in the album title that prevents the artwork downloading automatically.

Ah yes, dropping the d. A similar one is writing suppose instead of supposed in You are not supposed to do that.

Then there is You are prejudice and You are bias when they mean You are prejudiced and You are biased.

The one I keep seeing on DS is though for thought, as in ...it's been very revealing, though provoking and enlightening.

It's strange that otherwise literate people do this particular one. They must know there is a word pronounced tho and a different one pronounced thawt.

Yep. I mean, I love fried chicken but to eat it on a bus, why??
How long is this bus journey??
If it's under 2 hours, which i'm pretty damn sure it is, then why do people need to eat smelly food?

People who have loud conversations on their mobile phone too. Just how important is this call that you must have it on a bus journey?

People who let their little darlings run riot because aren't they cute and oh they're just messing around and no. No. No. Tell your kids to stop being little terrors.

There are still so many people out there who don't know the difference between 'bought' and 'brought'. That one really annoys me.

In the horse world, the mis-spelling of 'jodhpurs'. I've even seen it spelled wrong in a Moss Bros glossy advert.

Giving way to a faster moving vehicle from the rear, only for them to pass me, join my lane and slow down. Wth?!

Yahoos

Being called snot-face and sent to the guest bedroom every night this week. I need me some man thrusting.

When people use the old "Where were you born?" tactic to find out your ethnicity. This happened last night:

Guest: Where were you born?
Me: London.
Guest: Nice. Where were your parents born?
Me: London.
Guest: I see. And your grandparents?
Me: London.
Guest (looks confused): Both sets?
Me: Yes.
Guest: And your great-grandparents?
Me: London except for my great-grandmother. She was born in Japan--
Guest: Ah! I knew there was something exotic about you. So. (pause) You're Japanese, then?

Argh! Why don't people just come out and ask?

Blimey. They were persistent!

Yes, they tend to be.

I also have had some telling me I'm wrong, after I tell them my ethnicity, because I don't fit their idea of how people of my ethnicity should look.

Where there's a parking space for two and a bit cars and someone comes along and parks bang in the middle, so bloody inconsiderate.

I hate both that and something that they do - putting bits at the end of the song title that aren't part of the actual song title (like how they have "(from Fifty Shades of Grey)" at the end of "Love Me Like You Do").

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Invisible annotations on YouTube videos.

I just want to pause the video I'm currently watching, not check out your allegedly "hilarious" prank on your uncle.

Waiting in for a courier to deliver something. Why does time tick by as slow as hell when you are in at the designated time slot? And then you have to sit in bear silence in case you miss the door knock.

Women who have been standing at the bus stop for the last 5 minutes but wait until they get on the bus to attempt to find their oyster card from their bag.

People who don't walk on the left hand side of stairs.

For doing their job correctly?

You've just reminded me of our sales director digging himself into an embarrassing hole at an Indian restaurant. Trying to prove his point that most "Indian" food in the UK is more Bangladesh than "proper India"

HIM : Where are you from?
WAITER: I'm from Bury.
HIM : What about your father?
WAITER: He is also from Bury.
HIM : I mean your grandfather father?
WAITER: Ahh, he's a Bradford lad, bloomin foreigner.

That's hell a lot funnier than mine. Thanks for sharing as it's really made me laugh.

Whining saps who post on a forum then moan to mods when they get a reply that doesn't suit them..

I had that on the Euston train and it was a stinky Mexican takeaway and the large coke slopped over my shoes too.

Parent to kid : "Don't do that"
Kid : "Why ?"
Parent goes into a long-winded explanation as to why the dear kid shouldn't do what they are doing.

This is what happened when I was a kid -
Parent : "Don't do that"
Me : "Why"
Parent : "Because I said so, that's why"
But more often than not, I never said "Why ?"
I just stopped what I was doing

I've heard that 'fact' before. I wouldn't go your director's route to prove it though