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Old 06-08-2014, 17:16
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Morgan, EE- Would be certain to eat all the food.

Alfie/Max, EE- Terrible eating habits

Fatboy, EE- would be a total nuisance, terrible personality and thinks he's funny.

Rita, Corrie- Would get drunk and start singing non stop, if interrupted she would get on her high horse and speak the infamous words "Now listen here lady..." thus creating a bad atmosphere.

Owen, Corrie- Would bully the food and then cry all over it.

Michelle, Corrie- it's hard to eat with arms constantly folded.

Freddie HO- Hard to eat with a constant open mouth.
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:25
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Todd, CS - would be extremely rude and try everything he could to wind up other guests.

I think Rita would behave herself.
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:28
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I think Rita would behave herself.
until she had a drink and wanted to drive home.
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:28
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Mercedes, Todd and Tracey would be rude. Shirley Carter and Peter Barlow would end up pissed and causing a scene. Alfie is such a pig when he eats so that would be a big no no for me!
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:29
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David EE - He'd inhale everything before you had a chance to eat.
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:32
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until she had a drink and wanted to drive home.
I gasped and laughed at the same time at that
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:33
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Emmerdale:

James Barton. Would come swaggering in, banging the door unconvincingly, help himself to the contents of your fridge, invade your personal space, ruin your life, blame it all on your cooking, then leave.

Adam Barton. Whinge, whinge, whinge ...

Aaron Livesy. Would just sit and cry.


Hollyoaks:

JP Mcqueen. "Pass the potatoes sweetheart ... Have you got gravy, sweetheart? ... I know I loved Danny's sausages last week but I really think I love yours now sweetheart ..."
Face going straight in the mash. Nuff said.
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:34
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JP Mcqueen. "Pass the potatoes sweetheart ... Have you got gravy, sweetheart? ... I know I loved Danny's sausages last week but I really think I love yours now sweetheart ..."
Face going straight in the mash. Nuff said.
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Old 06-08-2014, 17:38
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:00
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until she had a drink and wanted to drive home.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:01
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Hollyoaks:

JP Mcqueen. "Pass the potatoes sweetheart ... Have you got gravy, sweetheart? ... I know I loved Danny's sausages last week but I really think I love yours now sweetheart ..."
Face going straight in the mash. Nuff said.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:05
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Ronnie would go through the contents of your bedside cabinet to stick holes in your condoms. Billy would steal anything valuable around the place. Alfie would have brought desert, out of date bogey flavoured ice cream you would be expected to pay for. Shirley would drink all your vodka and would fall asleep on the doorstep.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:14
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Vanessa Gold. Goes nuts when you crack open the bubbly.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:33
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CS: Lloyd – He’d play the race card if I offered him a pint of White Lightening.
He’d also likely bring along his sleazy sex doll as his plus one, the only woman he’s ever been able to hang onto.

CS: Norris – He’d bring a broom as his plus one, and spend all evening sweeping my garden path, just so he could listen to my neighbour, Jeff-the-Vest, arguing non-stop with his stoned missus.

EM: Sandy – Would almost certainly ruin me new carpet with his scooter, that’s a given, and would likely think the wife’s rubbish pie’n’mash worthy of a Shakespeare recital.

EM: Marvin – He’d pinch my chair at the head of the table and proceed to make the entire night all about him. He’d also be constantly out in the kitchen, bugging me about what herbs and spices I was putting into the custard.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:34
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Tyrone and Fizz in CS have the most appalling table manners, grunting and snuffling like pigs at the trough. James Barton ED slurps his tea/coffee. Anyone who eats with their mouths open! UGH
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:35
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I can't think of a single soap character I'd want to invite into my home for dinner. They all have too many issues and bad table manners.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:35
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David EE - He'd inhale everything before you had a chance to eat.


Ian..he'd be hovering over you in the kitchen telling you what you're doing wrong.

Billy would be alright at the dinner table but would empty your fridge on the way out.

Cora would be lighting up all the way through the meal and then manage to insult you.

Phil would probably be a belcher.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:36
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The Dingles. You wouldn't be able to eat with the smell of piss, gin and bad BO oozing out of them.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:41
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Ben Mitchell. I can't be bothered to clear away all the photo frames.
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Old 06-08-2014, 18:44
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Kerry, man, in Emmerdale. Her conversation is crude and vulgar, she has disgusting table manners, and most likely has B.O. as well.
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Old 06-08-2014, 19:35
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Bernice + Katie + a table full of food. You know what Harry Hill would say to that.
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