That Charity Shop with be very busy that day then.

He should have experience after Greatest love of his life Tricia died, experience for Donna Geatest love of his Life, and be comforted by Laurel Greatest love of his life.

Strange isn't it Paddy and The Moron tell each other secrets all the time, tell each other to keep it secret and then blab to all and sundry.

Nearly having your arm cut off is nothing and there shouldn't have any compensation?

Nah, Loopy will nick all the good stuff for herself first and just send the tat to the Charity shop.

That's what Moira's afraid of.

she decided she wasn't.

Hate Dandelions except Dandelion and Burdoch.

Silly me for thinking otherwise.

I hope not.

Comes from a very photogenic family heh.

Everything is Paddy's business didn't you know.

Eek how upsetting, upsets the natural order of things.

Yes Congrats.

Analysis Centrals 5 things about Emmerdale.

1) Going away and doing lots of Musicals obviously did wonders for Ms Rushbrook, she came back and is giving daily masterclasses in acting to her emmerdale Colleagues isn't that kind of her.

2) Indeed Verity is even managing to drag reasonable performances out of The Galloping Gormless Moron and his chum the Bumbling Idiot.

3) How come the idiot thinks everything should be his business.

4) Cain should make up his mind whether or not he wants to be with Moira or not since he is upsetting and confusing everybody

5) Debbie is being particularly nice to everyone at the moment, mayb it was cameron that was dragging her down.

Weekly bulletin of the Malt(shovel)

Dramatic scenes this week as Adam Barton was taken to hospital with a suspected Overdose of Ketamine, later the Woolpack was the scene of yet another dispute. Moira Barton is believed to have cut her son off.

Foggy Bottom farm this week celebrated 120 years of being owned by the GIles family, old Jedediah Giles was the first tenant of home farm to busy his land of the estate which was going through a hard time after Lord Tuppence Fortescue lost all his money gambling. The Sugden Family bought Emmerdale Farm which they had been renting for a 100 years a week later.

At the party given by the Giles on Sunday a fight arose between Peter Giles, farmer Giles's youngest son 19 and his former best friend Andy Capper over the love both have for Sarah Brown farmer Giles youngest daughter, tables were knocked over in the fight and Hotten police in the form of PC Donna Dingle had to sort them out.

Harriet Denham has got into Cambrisge University she was Hotten Comp's brightest student of the last 20 years.

The Malt beat the Two Eyed Rat in the local cricket team by 100 runs, the Malt Continues to be top of the North Yorkshire Pub league.

'Foggy Bottom Farm'

*titters*

Good Analysis too.

Morning lovely


Oh...

Don't worry I haven't gone over the Dark side.

Thanks Peeps


Thanks in advance

The multi is not too bad on a one episode night

Noted Kwynne.

Thanks lads & ladies. It's bittersweet really as I always knew I would leaving this month however it is a couple of weeks early than expected and someone had to go and it's my turn I guess. The joy of temping but I'm trying to stay calm and be positive about it, it might be the best thing to happen to me, give my the kick I need to go what I actually want to do. The best news for you lot is that I'II be able to watch ED live all the time as I know you all miss me

And it was Pete who cured Vanessa, or gave her gay amnesia.


Val auditions to join or replace Cheryl as an X Factor judge when she calls people Pet!


There will be the week after next....