I thought R Sammeh was well suited to being Jai's private detective not so long ago, but he's really found his niche in life pimping out Girls Aloud's sister.

A shrewd, shrewd operator, he knows that if he wants to keep his main bitch in line for the punters he's gotta keep her in expensive jewellery. Harder to prove it's pimping if it's not cash you see. That will pay him dividends down the line, mark my words.

Have to wonder what his next major business move will be, he could rope in R Chariteh for the bargain bucket crowd, she already knows the industry inside out and upside down, or perhaps that Leyla one for the discerning classy punter.

A true businessman, the likes of which Yorkshire won't see again in our lifetimes.

No one agrees then