Originally Posted by Ba Na Na:
“*you hold it like this and repetitively poke your eye out with it*”
“*you hold it like this and repetitively poke your eye out with it*”
yes I am happy with that advice for him
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Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Mark's just miffed cos there goes his Eyebrow Bar”
“Mark's just miffed cos there goes his Eyebrow Bar”
It's no laughing matter! How is the world going to cope without one of those?
Originally Posted by smokeyjoeUK:
“Emma goes off to quickly prep for a Winston eviction.”
“Emma goes off to quickly prep for a Winston eviction.”
I hope so!
Originally Posted by smokeyjoeUK:
“I demand a Lottery Ad”
“I demand a Lottery Ad”
what about the granny that wants to get pregnant?
Originally Posted by Tarot:
“And his holiday in Ibiza with Helen and Ash”
“And his holiday in Ibiza with Helen and Ash”
If Mark thinks they are going to bother with him when they get out of the house he is going to be very disappointed. He has no role to play in their make up / break up / in love/ out of love / scenarios.
Originally Posted by storminmike:
“he might have done...but it would have been muffled from between Helen's bum cheeks”
“he might have done...but it would have been muffled from between Helen's bum cheeks”
I got this mental picture now
May not be safe for work
Originally Posted by Veri:
“I think Pav has been rather dislikeable. I'd rather he was more of a bore.”
“I think Pav has been rather dislikeable. I'd rather he was more of a bore.”
How's he been dislikeable exactly?
Originally Posted by Old Endeavour:
“It's no laughing matter! How is the world going to cope without one of those?”
“It's no laughing matter! How is the world going to cope without one of those?”
It'll be tough Old E .... but we will get by
Originally Posted by TRICKY123:
“What is it with Mark wanting Christopher to go against Chris”
“What is it with Mark wanting Christopher to go against Chris”
Mark is immature and cannot cope with three person relationships.
Originally Posted by omipalone:
“Q - Did he ever confess that to the rest though (it was such a shouty noisy show that it was difficult to follow at times)”
“Q - Did he ever confess that to the rest though (it was such a shouty noisy show that it was difficult to follow at times)”
Helen hasn't castrated him so probably not.
Originally Posted by Old Endeavour:
“It's no laughing matter! How is the world going to cope without one of those?”
“It's no laughing matter! How is the world going to cope without one of those?”
We haven't got anything like that here
but then i live in Devon only 35% of people have an eyebrow
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Evenin' all 
My blood is absolutely boiling with Mr Mark I'll Keep Five Grand For Myself!
Who the f.uck does he think he is going on and on and on at Christopher about Chris.
Get this effin cretinous snake OUT
My blood is absolutely boiling with Mr Mark I'll Keep Five Grand For Myself!
Who the f.uck does he think he is going on and on and on at Christopher about Chris.
Get this effin cretinous snake OUT
Oh, bless his heart 
Christopher has such a soft spot for Mark, but he won't back down on the fact that it was wrong that Chris took all the flak for that decision. Good on ya Christopher! Helen get's praised for her loyalty in the house and Christopher gets laughed at for his. Hopefully winning the show will be Christopher's revenge 
Christopher has such a soft spot for Mark, but he won't back down on the fact that it was wrong that Chris took all the flak for that decision. Good on ya Christopher! Helen get's praised for her loyalty in the house and Christopher gets laughed at for his. Hopefully winning the show will be Christopher's revenge
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