It will be 'nice' to see her evicted
Say something nice about Helen
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Her polite manners...........er, no, not that....
Her tendancy NOT to bitch behind people's backs just for a laugh........er no not that.....
Her dullcet tones.......er no, not that.......
Her calm composure and reasonable behaviour...........er, no not that.......
Her humility and the fact that she doesn't think she's always in the right.....er, no, not that......
Her pleasant nature when meeting new people and not making judgements based on a person's own principles............er, no, not that......
Her self-control and abilty not to resort to immature pranks out of boredom......er, no, not that.......
Her ability to NOT pepper her dialogue with swear words..........er no, not that either........
When I come to think of it I don't think Helen would even want to be described as NICE as NICE, POLITE, PLEASANT and DECENT in her mind is f*cking boring!
Her tendancy NOT to bitch behind people's backs just for a laugh........er no not that.....
Her dullcet tones.......er no, not that.......
Her calm composure and reasonable behaviour...........er, no not that.......
Her humility and the fact that she doesn't think she's always in the right.....er, no, not that......
Her pleasant nature when meeting new people and not making judgements based on a person's own principles............er, no, not that......
Her self-control and abilty not to resort to immature pranks out of boredom......er, no, not that.......
Her ability to NOT pepper her dialogue with swear words..........er no, not that either........
When I come to think of it I don't think Helen would even want to be described as NICE as NICE, POLITE, PLEASANT and DECENT in her mind is f*cking boring!
Her hair seems very nice.
Which luckily I will never see as she lives far away from me.
Last edited by Pellegrino25 : 10-08-2014 at 00:30
Which luckily I will never see as she lives far away from me.
Last edited by Pellegrino25 : 10-08-2014 at 00:30
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diddley dee........ diddly dee.......... diddly dee........... der dum.
( that's the 'Mission Impossible' theme, in case anyone was wondering )
dum, dum, dum, dum ...... dum, dum, dum, dum .
diddley dee........ diddly dee.......... diddly dee........... der dum.
( that's the 'Mission Impossible' theme, in case anyone was wondering )
Originally Posted by yhtrownu:
“She's very funny when she gets worked up.”
“She's very funny when she gets worked up.
”
WHAT??? Helen funny?
When did that happen...must have been the 2 weeks I was on hols.
Helen doesn't do funny unless it is laughing at somebodys misfortune and she and her agent are coining it in.
Don't be fooled by her.
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“Only the truly blinkered will claim there are no nice things to say about Helen.”
“Only the truly blinkered will claim there are no nice things to say about Helen.”
Oooh! blinkered alert.
Originally Posted by ollieyork:
“She's strong enough to get on with life despite people saying nasty things about her, like the last three pages. I dare say not many of us would be.”
“She's strong enough to get on with life despite people saying nasty things about her, like the last three pages. I dare say not many of us would be.”
People don't just take it upon themselves to pile all their unrequited hate on her! They react to her thoroughly unpleasant personality and mouth. Both of which she needs to get a grip of and seek help for. She's got money for plastic surgery: she wants to spend some of it on anger management and psycho-therapy.
I'm going to sit in a darkened room and calm myself now.
I may possibly sit in a toilet and cry loudly until someone finds me!!!!!! Are you there Pav?
I may possibly sit in a toilet and cry loudly until someone finds me!!!!!! Are you there Pav?
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