Hi all. My last episode thread saw Rob push Tina off the balcony so it did. 
Happy World Cat Day!! Hope y'all are stroking your pussies today or if you don't got one, stroke your neighbours' or the nearest one you can find.
EPISODES 8443 & 8444
Directed by:
Tim Dowd
Produced by:
Stuart Blackburn
Written by:
Joe Turner & Mark Wadlow
Coming up tonight @ 7:30pm & 8:30pm:
Look What The Cat Dragged In...
The No One Gives A Rat's Arse Story of the Week goes to...
Bath Bomb Blarney
'T' for Trouble
Thanks to RK and aggie for the last few threads.
Quick catch-up on this week's events:
1. Eccles tried to escape The Hat's Corrie. The dog remains on suicide watch.
2. Ken's now a veggie but it didn't stop him sticking his meat in Dreary. Her chain belt aka chastity belt wouldn't budge.
3. Max tried to disguise himself with some hair gel. Nice try Max.
4. Fiz wants a loft to remind her of late husband, Stape. RIP Stape.
5. Rob got on Ken's dick....I mean wick.
6. Maria made a funny joke offscreen.
7. Gail did her 'squirrel with a face full of nuts' smile at Les Dennis.
8. Sean consulted a GP about his 'allergies.'
9. Dreary neck veins got an extreme workout.
10. Les Dennis hid his ice-cream van afraid he'd come under investigation from Operation Yewtree.
11. Ken stroked Carla's hand in need of some action but she refused to be the 1,001 notch on his bedpost.
12. Audrey mistook ADHD for a new brand of straightener.
13. Dreary was afraid to go to bed knowing Ken had a lot of frustration to release.
14. Steve played 'Landlord.'
15. Tony caught Todd watching shoe porn.
16. Dreary auditioned for the Black Eyed Peas with her own rendition of 'Shut Up.'
17. Ken showed why he's stayed in Corrie for 54 years.
18. Ghost Emily was glad she sold Nozza her house.
19. Ken brought Lord Simon a ruler home as a metaphorical foreshadowing of his future as ruler of the universe.
20. Jase got his knickers in a twist. Aggie wasn't involved.
21. Tracy wanted to DO SOMETHING.
22. Viewers are still trying to work out the point of Peterfile's cellmate.
23. Lloyd's still pining over Moley. Give it a rest.
24. Rita's car was spotted outside the Flying Horse.
25. Sinead sold a bar of soap to a ghost - Watch out Dragon's Den! as well as doing her best Lauren Harries impression.
26. Cockroach Ken kept Deirdre up all night. Oo-er. Making up for lost time.
On This Day:
1979 (Last episode before the strike)
1988
1999
Nerdy Facts:
#1 Tuesday was a year since the Nick/David car crash.
#2 Next Wednesday will be 4 years since the Deirdre/Gail pie fight over Lewis.
#3 8.28m tuned in to watch Becky get sloshed on her wedding day to Steve five years ago Thursday.
Jim Mc Donald Moments:
Drunk Jim
Jim & Steve argue
Jim catches Liz cheating
Jim's suicidal
Jim sets fire to Gwen's furniture
Jim beats up Jez
Jim beats up Vernon
Jim robs a bank
Jim's best quotes
The Writers’ Count 2014 (up to 22nd August)
14 episodes:
Jonathan Harvey: 13/1 x2, 14/2, 3/3, 14/3, 16/4, 25/4, 23/5, 11/6, 7/7 x2, 30/7, 22/8 x2.
12 episodes:
Simon Crowther: 7/2, 28/2 x2, 10/3, 4/4, 25/4, 27/5, 28/5, 27/6, 18/7, 18/8 x2.
Joe Turner: 24/1 x2, 3/2, 17/2, 12/3, 31/3, 14/5, 2/6 x2, 11/7 x2, 8/8.
Chris Fewtrell: 20/1, 7/2, 5/3, 7/4, 12/5 x2, 29/5, 1/6, 27/6, 14/7 x2, 21/7.
11 episodes:
Julie Jones: 3/1, 27/1, 21/2, 24/3, 18/4, 16/5 x2, 19/5, 25/6, 30/6(1hr.), 13/8.
Susan Oudot: 22/1, 12/2, 24/2 x2, 28/3, 2/4, 28/4, 6/6, 9/7, 25/7, 20/8.
10 episodes:
Mark Burt: 8/1, 29/1, 10/2, 19/2, 24/3, 14/4, 28/4, 9/6, 3/7, 28/7.
9 episodes:
Jayne Hollinson: 6/1, 27/1, 3/3, 17/3 x2, 9/4, 9/5, 23/6(1hr.), 25/7.
Jan Mc Verry: 17/1 x2, 21/2, 28/3, 14/4, 9/5, 26/5, 13/6(1hr.), 4/8.
Mark Wadlow: 1/1, 3/2, 7/3, 14/3, 4/4, 23/4, 5/6, 16/7, 8/8.
Ellen Taylor: 31/1 x2, 7/3, 11/4, 21/4 x2, 18/6, 4/8, 11/8.
Martin Allen: 10/1, 10/2, 26/3, 7/4, 5/5, 21/5, 10/7, 6/8, 11/8.
Damon Rochefort: 10/1, 17/2, 19/3, 31/3, 30/4, 4/6, 21/7, 15/8 x2.
8 episodes:
John Kerr: 6/1, 21/3, 11/4, 5/5, 23/5, 9/6, 2/7, 28/7.
7 episodes:
Carmel Morgan: 3/1, 14/2, 21/3, 18/4, 6/6, 4/7, 1/8.
6 episodes:
Debbie Oates: 20/1, 10/3, 2/5 x2, 16/6(1hr.), 1/8.
4 episodes:
Perrie Balthazar: 7/5, 19/5, 18/7, 23/7.
3 episodes:
Peter Whalley: 15/1, 5/2, 26/2.
Links:
Corrie Spoiler Thread
Corrie Survivor
Ben Price Interview
Exit Story Revealed For Corrie Character
Hope everyone enjoys the show.
Happy World Cat Day!! Hope y'all are stroking your pussies today or if you don't got one, stroke your neighbours' or the nearest one you can find.EPISODES 8443 & 8444
Directed by:
Tim Dowd
Produced by:
Stuart Blackburn
Written by:
Joe Turner & Mark Wadlow
Coming up tonight @ 7:30pm & 8:30pm:
Look What The Cat Dragged In...
Spoiler
The No One Gives A Rat's Arse Story of the Week goes to...
Spoiler
Bath Bomb Blarney
Spoiler
'T' for Trouble
Spoiler
Thanks to RK and aggie for the last few threads.
Quick catch-up on this week's events:
1. Eccles tried to escape The Hat's Corrie. The dog remains on suicide watch.
2. Ken's now a veggie but it didn't stop him sticking his meat in Dreary. Her chain belt aka chastity belt wouldn't budge.
3. Max tried to disguise himself with some hair gel. Nice try Max.
4. Fiz wants a loft to remind her of late husband, Stape. RIP Stape.
5. Rob got on Ken's dick....I mean wick.
6. Maria made a funny joke offscreen.
7. Gail did her 'squirrel with a face full of nuts' smile at Les Dennis.
8. Sean consulted a GP about his 'allergies.'
9. Dreary neck veins got an extreme workout.
10. Les Dennis hid his ice-cream van afraid he'd come under investigation from Operation Yewtree.
11. Ken stroked Carla's hand in need of some action but she refused to be the 1,001 notch on his bedpost.
12. Audrey mistook ADHD for a new brand of straightener.
13. Dreary was afraid to go to bed knowing Ken had a lot of frustration to release.
14. Steve played 'Landlord.'
15. Tony caught Todd watching shoe porn.
16. Dreary auditioned for the Black Eyed Peas with her own rendition of 'Shut Up.'
17. Ken showed why he's stayed in Corrie for 54 years.
18. Ghost Emily was glad she sold Nozza her house.
19. Ken brought Lord Simon a ruler home as a metaphorical foreshadowing of his future as ruler of the universe.
20. Jase got his knickers in a twist. Aggie wasn't involved.
21. Tracy wanted to DO SOMETHING.
22. Viewers are still trying to work out the point of Peterfile's cellmate.
23. Lloyd's still pining over Moley. Give it a rest.
24. Rita's car was spotted outside the Flying Horse.
25. Sinead sold a bar of soap to a ghost - Watch out Dragon's Den! as well as doing her best Lauren Harries impression.
26. Cockroach Ken kept Deirdre up all night. Oo-er. Making up for lost time.
On This Day:
1979 (Last episode before the strike)
1988
1999
Nerdy Facts:
#1 Tuesday was a year since the Nick/David car crash.
#2 Next Wednesday will be 4 years since the Deirdre/Gail pie fight over Lewis.
#3 8.28m tuned in to watch Becky get sloshed on her wedding day to Steve five years ago Thursday.
Jim Mc Donald Moments:
Drunk Jim
Jim & Steve argue
Jim catches Liz cheating
Jim's suicidal
Jim sets fire to Gwen's furniture
Jim beats up Jez
Jim beats up Vernon
Jim robs a bank
Jim's best quotes
The Writers’ Count 2014 (up to 22nd August)
14 episodes:
Jonathan Harvey: 13/1 x2, 14/2, 3/3, 14/3, 16/4, 25/4, 23/5, 11/6, 7/7 x2, 30/7, 22/8 x2.
12 episodes:
Simon Crowther: 7/2, 28/2 x2, 10/3, 4/4, 25/4, 27/5, 28/5, 27/6, 18/7, 18/8 x2.
Joe Turner: 24/1 x2, 3/2, 17/2, 12/3, 31/3, 14/5, 2/6 x2, 11/7 x2, 8/8.
Chris Fewtrell: 20/1, 7/2, 5/3, 7/4, 12/5 x2, 29/5, 1/6, 27/6, 14/7 x2, 21/7.
11 episodes:
Julie Jones: 3/1, 27/1, 21/2, 24/3, 18/4, 16/5 x2, 19/5, 25/6, 30/6(1hr.), 13/8.
Susan Oudot: 22/1, 12/2, 24/2 x2, 28/3, 2/4, 28/4, 6/6, 9/7, 25/7, 20/8.
10 episodes:
Mark Burt: 8/1, 29/1, 10/2, 19/2, 24/3, 14/4, 28/4, 9/6, 3/7, 28/7.
9 episodes:
Jayne Hollinson: 6/1, 27/1, 3/3, 17/3 x2, 9/4, 9/5, 23/6(1hr.), 25/7.
Jan Mc Verry: 17/1 x2, 21/2, 28/3, 14/4, 9/5, 26/5, 13/6(1hr.), 4/8.
Mark Wadlow: 1/1, 3/2, 7/3, 14/3, 4/4, 23/4, 5/6, 16/7, 8/8.
Ellen Taylor: 31/1 x2, 7/3, 11/4, 21/4 x2, 18/6, 4/8, 11/8.
Martin Allen: 10/1, 10/2, 26/3, 7/4, 5/5, 21/5, 10/7, 6/8, 11/8.
Damon Rochefort: 10/1, 17/2, 19/3, 31/3, 30/4, 4/6, 21/7, 15/8 x2.
8 episodes:
John Kerr: 6/1, 21/3, 11/4, 5/5, 23/5, 9/6, 2/7, 28/7.
7 episodes:
Carmel Morgan: 3/1, 14/2, 21/3, 18/4, 6/6, 4/7, 1/8.
6 episodes:
Debbie Oates: 20/1, 10/3, 2/5 x2, 16/6(1hr.), 1/8.
4 episodes:
Perrie Balthazar: 7/5, 19/5, 18/7, 23/7.
3 episodes:
Peter Whalley: 15/1, 5/2, 26/2.
Links:
Corrie Spoiler Thread
Corrie Survivor
Ben Price Interview
Exit Story Revealed For Corrie Character
Hope everyone enjoys the show.
