1. Crack. Poor crack. And all it led to was a burnt pub and a Phirley romance
2. Derek Branning. Yes Derrk tried to become the top dog... But failed. I also heard he tried to rape him....No one attempts to rape Phillith Bake Potatoe Mitchell and lives
3. Ben Mitchell 'Slaaaaahpin him Daaaaahn'
. You tried Ben. But with two failed attempts let's hope your third incarnation does the job
4. Sharon Rickman, under the bed sheets...."Jus like old times"

2. Derek Branning. Yes Derrk tried to become the top dog... But failed. I also heard he tried to rape him....No one attempts to rape Phillith Bake Potatoe Mitchell and lives
3. Ben Mitchell 'Slaaaaahpin him Daaaaahn'
. You tried Ben. But with two failed attempts let's hope your third incarnation does the job4. Sharon Rickman, under the bed sheets...."Jus like old times"

