i think it will be one of 3 things...

1) a wonga loan so he can open his brow bar

2) yet another new haircut before yet another reality tv show audition

3) a job in Jessops as he loves being in front of the camera so much

Do you see sunshine's tweets (2010 housemate) about how desperate he was, he used to attend any nightclub where ex housemates were hanging out pester them all night and he begged sunshine to leave the nightclub with him so he could get papped with her! Luke also said he did the same thing at a samanda party, so desperate for his 5 mins, he's just embarrassing

a total and irreversible eyebrow wilt as he eagerly checks the forums and twitter and find out that all the threads are about Winston

"i didnt think i would go on a personal journey" he said to rylan... something he basically said he wanted along with the "experience" in the other reality show auditions (on youtube)...

such a fake...

no moleymo, didnt see it, but i can believe it.

Where he belongs in the gutter.

Back to his passive mothers couch

Now someone in his family needs to sit him down and tell him to get a proper job and a life instead of living his fantasy life.

I've read a lot of heavy stuff, Kafka, Wittgenstein, etc, but begging Sunshine to leave a club so you and her could be papped together, and then being turned down, seems about as low as a human being could go, in the middle class western world.

He'll have a blinding moment of revelation, and realise that he's not very good at Reality TV. He'll get a job on the checkout at Tescos and be very good at it, always having time for the poor old dears who have no-one else to talk to.

With a bit of luck, after the final next Friday we will never clap eyes on him again- I think his unpopularity came as a big surprise to him last night , not the nations darling after all - so I predict a trip into the land of forgotten bb housemates for Mark

then you'll probably have sympathy for poor Mark, waking up this morning to find out he's turned into a giant cockroach

Court.

Handing over the money ordered by the court to the bailiffs.

I'd so love if he owes 5k

No doubt he will be strutting through g-a-y bar on a Saturday night thinking he is something special. And somebody will put him in his place.

Who's Mark?

Is that priMark?

Lol, indeed, the final ignominy: no one even noticing he's been evicted

Why does he belong in the gutter? What a nasty comment.


Again, another nasty comment. So what if Mark goes on reality TV?! If people didn't apply, we'd not have them to watch!


Yeah, let's hope he gets a proper good kicking, eh, exactly what he deserves and then people on here will be happy....!

he needs to start saying "thank you" not a 5 year old's "fank you" if he wants a job in retail

Well his bill will have gone up because the bailiffs are involved.

It makes me laugh that the landlord he cheated watched him enter the BB house then knew exactly where to send the bailiffs.

he will get bored of his brow bar once the reality strikes that he has to get out of bed at seven every morning, and then the realisation dawns that the celebrity clientele he craves think his eyebrows look ****ing idiotic

he will end up in Covent Garden doing comedy falls for a few crusts of bread.

More like direMark

I can believe this.

Mark just seems like the type of guy who'd do this.

Obscurity beckons.

He will get some some stupid slot on "This Morning" promoting some holiday prize's and such like....