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What term does Mark use for his eyebrows?
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Jequila
09-08-2014
Apart from two slugs.

He's used a word/term to describe his brows and I can't remember what it is. HD? Was that it? And if so, what does HD stand for? Ta.
rolergirl
09-08-2014
HD is normally high definition
2la
09-08-2014
Hideous Drawings.
Jequila
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by 2la:
“Hideous Drawings.”





Behave yourself! That did make me chuckle.
Jequila
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by rolergirl:
“HD is normally high definition”

Yes I thought that too (just like me telly) Is that what it stands for though really?
Scarlett Berry
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by 2la:
“Hideous Drawings.”

Love it.
bulldog rosie
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by Jequila:
“Yes I thought that too (just like me telly) Is that what it stands for though really?”

Yes apparently .........Here's a c&p from google



HD Brows – the must have celebrity brow shaping treatment that anyone can have. Express yourself in high definition.
Yera
09-08-2014
You're all wrong

HD - Horrendously Desperate
B L Zeebub
09-08-2014
Haitch Dee.

In English - Aitch Dee.
Jequila
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by bulldog rosie:
“Yes apparently .........Here's a c&p from google



HD Brows – the must have celebrity brow shaping treatment that anyone can have. Express yourself in high definition.”


Ta Rosie.
rosariofire
09-08-2014
In the town nearest to where I live, there is only one salon offering HD brows. The woman who does them is not very accomplished at it, so there are a lot of people wandering round looking like they are either permanently surprised, or pantomime villians.
Jequila
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by Yera:
“You're all wrong

HD - Horrendously Desperate ”


Hee-hee! This is turning into a very good thread.
Jequila
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by rosariofire:
“In the town nearest to where I live, there is only one salon offering HD brows. The woman who does them is not very accomplished at it, so there are a lot of people wandering round looking like they are either permanently surprised, or pantomime villians.”

Ha!!!

I need to see that!
B L Zeebub
09-08-2014
Having seen his work on Jale's eyebrows, who would ever go to Byron's Brow Bar?!
An Thropologist
09-08-2014
So what is an eyebrow bar FFS.

I assume it is like a nail bar but for eyebrows. However going to a nail bar makes a certain sense. I am guessing acrylic nails last several weeks and even a manicure and polish will last a week, longer with a bit of touching up. So t go once a week or once a month seems doable.

Are the brows semi permanent? I just cant see people popping into a brow bar, on their way to work each day, to have eyebrows drawn on.
B L Zeebub
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“So what is an eyebrow bar FFS.

I assume it is like a nail bar but for eyebrows. However going to a nail bar makes a certain sense. I am guessing acrylic nails last several weeks and even a manicure and polish will last a week, longer with a bit of touching up. So t go once a week or once a month seems doable.

Are the brows semi permanent? I just cant see people popping into a brow bar, on their way to work each day, to have eyebrows drawn on. ”

He would probably use Sharpies.
white tigress
09-08-2014
Yes, 'HD' meaning it's geared solely for latest TV broadcasting format--c/f SuperCass rejoicing her new frock, etc was now in HD. Mark's ridiculous brows are an Epic FAIL in any broadcast system, btw--just look like splodgy marker pen streaks. On BOTS he 'envied' Zoe's 'Brow Kit' despite her ridiculous eyebrows being the least attractive part of a genuinely lovely woman!!
white tigress
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by rosariofire:
“In the town nearest to where I live, there is only one salon offering HD brows. The woman who does them is not very accomplished at it, so there are a lot of people wandering round looking like they are either permanently surprised, or pantomime villians.”

Exactly! They make poor Edith Piaf's seem 'normal'. YUCK!! Still prefer Mark's stupid brows to his ghastly, unflattering, cowpat hairdo which he's bafflingly so Proud of. UGGH!
An Thropologist
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by Jequila:
“Yes I thought that too (just like me telly) Is that what it stands for though really?”

It would appear from the brief research I did a few weeks ago that HD is a trade name. It seems to be one of these numerous cases of people taking something we have all been doing for a while and then packaging it, surrounding it with hype so you can sell people what they have or know already.

The training industry are masters at this selling people back their own skills, under their brand, at a price and calling it accreditation. And simultaneously creating a market by making out that nobody can possibly do a job unless they have had 'their' training and are accredited. Much of it is pure smoke and mirrors.

But at least these have a sort of spurious logic and can be commercially implemented. But if my understanding of an brow bar is correct I just don't see how to make it work operationally. Surely first thing in the morning you would be inundated with customers and then after about 10am would have your resource idle. Unless of course people are happy to spend half a day without eyebrows until they can pop in to get them done later in the day.

To me it looks like another aspect of our avaricious society and the marketing men who fuel it by convincing us we need a lot of unnecessary shit. Its about time someone stood up and pointed out that the Emperor is wearing no clothes.

Ohh errr that turned into a it of a rant didn't it? Sorry folks
Blondie X
09-08-2014
Taken from a local salons website - £40!!!! Mine get waxed and plucked for £7.50 every 4 weeks

Get the celebrity look with HD brows.

HD Brows – 45mins – £40

Fast becoming the celebrity craze of the decade, HD Brows is an amazing treatment that lifts the eye and frames the face. HD Brows is a high-precision procedure that transforms even the most over plucked brow into its perfect shape, dramatically enhancing your facial features.

Whoever you are, HD Brows puts celebrity beauty within your reach. Based on a combination of seven unique procedures, this isn’t just shaping and tidying – this is eyebrow artistry!
Val_Beam
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by B L Zeebub:
“Having seen his work on Jale's eyebrows, who would ever go to Byron's Brow Bar?! ”

What do you mean,they look wonderful https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/sa...&sw=720&sh=377
An Thropologist
09-08-2014
[quote=Blondie X;74163600]Taken from a local salons website - £40!!!! Mine get waxed and plucked for £7.50 every 4 weeks

Get the celebrity look with HD brows.

HD Brows – 45mins – £40

Fast becoming the celebrity craze of the decade, HD Brows is an amazing treatment that lifts the eye and frames the face. HD Brows is a high-precision procedure that transforms even the most over plucked brow into its perfect shape, dramatically enhancing your facial features.

Whoever you are, HD Brows puts celebrity beauty within your reach. Based on a combination of seven unique procedures, this isn’t just shaping and tidying – this is eyebrow artistry![/QUOTE]

Boll Ox. Sorry not you Blondie. The concept.

I saw a picture of Chantelle recently, sporting Groucho Mark's eyebrows. A pretty face ruined.
B L Zeebub
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by Val_Beam:
“What do you mean,they look wonderful https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/sa...&sw=720&sh=377”

Yera
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by Val_Beam:
“What do you mean,they look wonderful https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/sa...&sw=720&sh=377”

Ah yes- HD - Hopelessly Disgusting
Blondie X
09-08-2014
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Boll Ox. Sorry not you Blondie. The concept.

I saw a picture of Chantelle recently, sporting Groucho Mark's eyebrows. A pretty face ruined.”

I think they're shocking.

I mean, look at this poor soul who paid good money to look this ridiculous

http://brightandbeautyfull.files.wor...3/eyebrows.jpg
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