Originally Posted by Zycronic:
“I think she gets more beautiful the older she gets.”
If you saw her up close you'd spew. Imagine the stringy spit of a coughing child made into a human face - Imagine that while thinking what your face would look like eating a whole bar of soap, that's what your face would look like if you were to face her in the flesh.
Sometimes she's great, like if she's got fish and chips, but otherwiswe it's soap on toast again.