Originally Posted by
Ell_Ren:
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A Sharon and Peggy duel with 'Kung Fu Fighting' playing in the background followed by the return of Ben in full get up singing 'Sweet Transvestite' from Rocky Horror at the reception. Hahahaha.”
Fabulous Ell! Yes, let's have something different, let's pull out all the stops!
Michelle returning at long last, but as soon as the taxi pulls into Walford she goes pale and says to the driver "Oh God, the memories, I can't stand it. Turn back!!" Her son Mark Fowler Jr, played by Zac Efron with a head shave, decides to stay and takes his shirt off. The ghosts of Pauline, Mark and Arthur run after their ungrateful daughter/sister.
Grant arrives manning a helicopter to win Sharon back but loses control and smashes into the Branning household killing all its inhabitants instantly. He needs a kidney, if only he had a son to give one to him.
Vikki and Spencer now played by Megan Fox and Ian Mckellen are late at the church where Vikki has a nervous breakdown as she can't decide if she speaks in a British/American or Australian accent. Spencer decides they should stay at the Slaters as there's bound to be room.
Phil tells Sharon at the altar it's all off as he knows she's been fiddling the finances.
She looks at him and smirks then nods to the vicar who blasts him with a cannonball. The vicar takes off his dog collar and shakes down his hair to reveal that he is actually Lisa Fowler... Cue Phil's theme...