From all the wine stealing, fag thieving, top banter and time spent in the garden chair. It's fair to say Ash has got as much as he can from the house.

Can see him and Helen going to Ibiza together after the show, too. Paid for by OK, of course.

Reminded me of an unwashed Mark in the dairy room, wrapped in the throw saying he looked like an unwashed Ibiza holiday maker.

But yeah Ash is a typical low-life, free loader.