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roger_purvisroger_purvis Posts: 968
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Sorry for new thread but cant post in the old one. A friend told me when they were younger they used to fart over the rail of the low freezer counters in the supermarket. Then (and ive never checked the scientific evidence for this- I just trusted my friend to not lie to me) that fart is stored by the cold temperature and released when a shopper comes along to pick up something from the counter, as their arm breaks the chilled fart seal.
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    ChopanChopan Posts: 535
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    Oh FFS.
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    Is it just me or are there more posters a little bit too interested in people's farting related habits than normal lately?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    Wet ones, maybe. Skidmarks... Maybe not.
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    *plans trip to Waitrose to test theory*
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    Toby LaRhoneToby LaRhone Posts: 12,916
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    Chopan wrote: »
    Oh FFS.
    Farts freeze swiftly??
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    roger_purvisroger_purvis Posts: 968
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    agrainofsand wrote: »
    *plans trip to Waitrose to test theory*

    Great stuff. Can you post on youtube. Im going to be dissappointed if I was lied to all these years.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    Have you tried setting them on fire?
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    roger_purvis wrote: »
    Great stuff. Can you post on youtube. Im going to be dissappointed if I was lied to all these years.

    Sadly, I'm far too civilised to actually do such a thing...

    However, if you're looking for someone to actually do it I have a feeling you're at the right forum...
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    A_Zombie wrote: »
    Have you tried setting them on fire?

    Having read the opening post I'm thinking yes...
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    roger_purvisroger_purvis Posts: 968
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    agrainofsand wrote: »
    Having read the opening post I'm thinking yes...

    Dont judge me judge my friend. Im only relaying the story.
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    roger_purvis wrote: »
    Dont judge me judge my friend. Im only relaying the story.

    I still think you've done it...

    Besides, how do we know that you aren't actually the phantom freezer farter?...

    Your posts stink of phantom freezer farter frankly...(try saying that quickly)...
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    NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    ...and is this what DS consider to be 'constructive'? Little wonder this place has become a laughing stock.
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    ...and is this what DS consider to be 'constructive'? Little wonder this place has become a laughing stock.

    I'm sure it'll be in chatter soon enough...
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    ChopanChopan Posts: 535
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    DS would have been much better a few years ago, none of this silly nonsense to get a reaction. Should be in Chatter.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    When do the schools go back?.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 410
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    agrainofsand wrote: »
    I still think you've done it...

    Besides, how do we know that you aren't actually the phantom freezer farter?...

    Your posts stink of phantom freezer farter frankly...(try saying that quickly)...

    When you say it quickly, the sentence loses all meaning.
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    BluescopeBluescope Posts: 3,432
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    Good Lord what ever next...

    The answer to the question is no it would be impossible to store a fart in a standard supermarket freezer. For a start if he is sat on the rail most of it would not actually go into the freezer but escape upwards as hotter gases will raise. Even if the gas did go into the freezer it is just not cold enough. You would have to super cool the gas to turn it into a liquid to be able to store it. Unless the freezer contained liquid nitrogen then it is possible but sticking your ass into it or any where near it is a very bad idea.
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    ian_charlesian_charles Posts: 578
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    ...and is this what DS consider to be 'constructive'? Little wonder this place has become a laughing stock.


    Zzzzzzzzzzz
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    How immature can some people get eh?
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    NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    captainkremmen wrote: »
    or are extreme right wingers.

    The more likely fact is that they're children, or mentally challenged adolescents, trying to be all edgy on the internet by pretending to be far-right extremists.
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    Bluescope wrote: »
    Good Lord what ever next...

    The answer to the question is no it would be impossible to store a fart in a standard supermarket freezer. For a start if he is sat on the rail most of it would not actually go into the freezer but escape upwards as hotter gases will raise. Even if the gas did go into the freezer it is just not cold enough. You would have to super cool the gas to turn it into a liquid to be able to store it. Unless the freezer contained liquid nitrogen then it is possible but sticking your ass into it or any where near it is a very bad idea.

    Did you do a farting in a freezer module at Uni or something...

    This sounded rather scholarly...
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    ian_charlesian_charles Posts: 578
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    Ramo1234 wrote: »
    How immature can some people get eh?


    Get back your coffin granddad. ...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    Is it just me or are there more posters a little bit too interested in people's farting related habits than normal lately?
    I've noticed this aswell.
    NX-74205 wrote: »
    ...and is this what DS consider to be 'constructive'? Little wonder this place has become a laughing stock.
    Indeed, GD might aswell become the new Chatter.
    captainkremmen wrote: »
    When do the schools go back?.

    September.
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    Why are so many people fascinated by people farting and doing their business ?
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    agrainofsand wrote: »
    Sadly, I'm far too civilised to actually do such a thing...

    However, if you're looking for someone to actually do it I have a feeling you're at the right forum...

    This made me LOL!


    @OP
    You've seriously had this niggling at you for years? ... OK 😕
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