Gail Force and Les Dennis are meant to be going on a "romantic picnic" but it's anything but, as Our Les runs Gail over crushing her foot, so they end up eating in A&E under the disapproving gaze of an overweight receptionist and there's worse to come, as waiting times soar across Weatherfield's hospitals Gail Force doesn't go in for AGES, and Les Dennis misses his curfew time as The Platt Creature tells him with glee, he could go back to prison for this..........

"The Landlord" AKA So-He-Is McDonald, is bartending in The Big House as per usual this evening as the wretched Peter begs for more booze, Jim "catches himself on" and says he can have some in return for some biscuits....... so the desperate Barlow greaseball nicks some of his far-too-cheerful cellmate's sweets, and ends up guzzling "hooch" ..........

Also tonight - it's Goodbye To Jenna after a few wise words from Sophie Webster, Jenna's made up her mind to go off and seek her fortune abroad.......... she leaves tonight, and it's going to break Lloyd's heart .......... also, witness the courting male in full plumage, yes it's Kirk he's preparing a romantic meal for Beth but will he "Pop" The Question?.............