Morning Oldnjaded

In the the Soap known as Kwynne's neighbourhood there is another one down, annoying Joanne and the one Tommy was arrested for the other night has moved out and is gone for good, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy meanwhile is out of his cell and getting drunk again so his liver may pack up before he is evicted.

Anyway one day I may be last man standing heh.

Won't be here, keep telling eveyone this is my last day.

As I said won't be here.

Stop using that dreadful word, it may be the only reason I stay here and that would be to save the English Language from the word Cringeworty.

I'm warning you, ues that dreadful word again there will be sanctions.

Well she only ever was a short term type of Character.

I k=like burnt toast so maybe so.

She was.

A big fat No.

Brenda would ruin anyone's good day.

Morning Star.

Get ready for your happiest day ever.

Thata a patent lie,

You think anything walking is hot male,female or other is hot

Analysis Centrals 5 ponts about the episode.

Would you really pick Adam in your all important robbery of a dangerous man's safe.

Why is the Galloping Moron so nosey.

How is April Marlon's she is much too nice

Tracy is pointless

Andy cheered up might fast didn't he and he hasn't even seen the counsellor yet.

Think Charity is over her head with Harvey.

Lol, that's great news kwynne! You're right - you just tough it out and you'll see them all off eventually.

Dearest kwynne - you are sooo easy to wind up. Seriously, what did you think was going to happen when you took it upon yourself to 'ban' a word on here?

Give over - you'd miss us all too much and you might even have to do some work if your're not reading/commenting on this thread.

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel.

There will be high security at Hotton Crown court this morning because a high profile criminal we are currently not allowed to name will be appearing in court. We can reveal he is a leading club owner in the area.

An outbreak of the winter vomiting bug has closed the Malt for 6 days while a lot of hig intensity cleaning is going on, 3 members of staff and 9 customers came down with it in the last week, the Malt will reopen on Saturday if it is given the ll clear. Many people are sad without the Malt to go to and would never be seen dead going into the Woolpack.

Rustlers have struck again stealing 3 LLama's a flock of sheep and 5 cows from farmer Highsmith, this is the 10th such crime in the last 3 months.

The wild cat stalking the area has struck againkilling a 4 month old Llama and 2 sheep

Meanwhile an outbreak of mixamatosis has killed hundreds of rabbits in the area.

That bloody wildcat! Why has no one caught it yet?

I know, that bloke from t'Zoo is flippin' useless.

The rustlers are taking the p*ss now as well!

NOT IT'S NOT!! *stamps feet*


Morning lovely